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darkwitt.bsky.social
Darkwitt
@darkwitt.bsky.social
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🔞Facilitator Hypnotist Sound Designer (Audio Dramas, ASMR, VA, and NSFW animation) Consider me for all your hypnosis, audio, and ASMR needs. 🔞 https://linktr.ee/darkwitt
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3h
a man sits at a table with a candle and a glass
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 7h
I'd love to get something with Miss Vaim. I think you'd nail her style.
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Brooke 🔞 @goobinsnoobin.bsky.social · 1d
500 FOLLOWER RAFFLE!!

Now that I'm halfway to 1k, I'd like to reward y'all with a raffle :D

The winner gets a rendered fullbody of a character you choose!

How to enter:

-Drop your ref in the comments
-Like the post

For an extra slot, you can repost!
Raffle closes Oct. 15th!
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
a cartoon drawing of a door with a picture on the wall above it
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
I’ve had people in my work servers turn out to be bots.

Maintain suspicion.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
God damn…
a woman in a sweater is sitting in a chair and making a face .
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
I’m gonna send you a picture of two author mice holding hands and tails and you’re gonna burst into flames.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
For god’s sake, just say ass you adorable dweeb. You’re taping your fingers together so much there’s a WWII battalion getting the Morse code signal for a rescue operation.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
That’s a fun idea.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
It’s fun to see these made like this “.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
Being Into hypnosis requires the innate understanding that some things should not be brought into public spaces due to the inherent complications most aren’t ready to have a conversation about.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
Poor things looks like they’re not getting circulation with that brace Involved. :P
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
Concern for the balls.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
That is half of my idiom.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 3d
a man in a dark room says " never " in white letters
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 4d
There are people who have described my first time with them went a bit like this.
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Booneyard @booneyard.bsky.social · Jul 15
Legal Loopholes are hot, actually
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 4d
“Don’t come to my house or I’ll suck your di-BLOOD. I mean blood haha.”
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 4d
This looks like a sperm was confused when it arrived at half an egg.
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the FRIGHTENING marnix @dragom.bsky.social · 5d
WHY DID THEY GENTRIFY THE AUDACITY LOGO
the regular audacity logo on the left (a waveform between two headphones) and the REAL NEW audacity logo on the right (flat style red headphones, where one of the headphones is a half-circle to fit with the rest of musehub's design Thing. It simultaneously looks extremely generic and like a sperm cell is flying out of a semicircle)
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 4d
I bought both of these games for 40 bucks on my Wii U a decade ago.

This is insulting.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 5d
I wasn't aware you had been hurt by a religious group in the past. your words made you appear pious.

I can assure you that what I'm discussing here is recreational hypnosis. it's meant to be done with consent.

The people that harmed you would disgust and infuriate me as well.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 5d
Hypnosis has not been mentioned in the bible. ever. The closest it even comes to refer is about self-control, or lumped in with paganist spell casting. (Deuteronomy). Prayer is meditation. Hypnosis is guided meditation.

Jesus taught to pray in private, friend. your faith need not be a cudgel.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 7d
That sounds like a trip I need to make.
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 7d
This is. By such a wide margin. The strangest thing I’ve ever commissioned.

But given incanta and her inspiration from paprika, it felt fitting.

The dicks were a surprise.

I saw the dicks and attikipp said “oh did you not want the dicks?”

And I responded “I’m already this far in, screw it.”
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Attikipp @attikipp.bsky.social · 7d
Incanta and the Parade of a Clearance Sale! (Comm for @darkwitt.bsky.social)
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 7d
You ever consider doing 10 second YouTube shorts or something?
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Darkwitt @darkwitt.bsky.social · 7d
Do you like drawing drones? I have a few more hypnovember things I need drawn that I could use some help with. feel free to DM if you want.
Kai tyde holding a hypnovisor advertising the Drone Arms Race, art by goobinsnoobin Prompt list of this year. design by Neonrunes
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