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Darlene Lesmana
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a snippet of my song :)
open.spotify.com/track/7yNurC...
just reposting this. they will melt under the heat of the sun and the righteous anger of the people. our union's gonna tear the fascists down.
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
voice is the dumbest instrument because learning it mostly involves making deeply stupid and grating noises while making dumb faces
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 AM
jealousy is a disease and i have it
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 PM
*to the tune of white christmas*
i'm dreaming of a mettbrötchen
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
thank you to men's health magazine and hudson williams for introducing me to exercises that makes me feel like i'm being torn apart by (stupid canadian) wolves (birds)
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 AM
the less water i drink, the more i piss. explain that atheists
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
dreaming, longing, yearning, for a good bowl of 麻辣烫 in these trying times
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
haven't played the piano in so long that my ring size decreased
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 AM
fangirling over heated rivalry so hard i'm dreaming about the pasta they had
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
sometimes i wish i still had the pseudo-english accent i had as a child instead of my current pseudo-american one because "get in" is a far more satisfying thing to shout than "let's go"
January 19, 2026 at 10:02 AM
2016 to 2026
January 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
straight men and their emotional support scott hunter
January 17, 2026 at 7:40 AM
what the fuck do you mean the democrats tiktok account posted a heated rivalry edit of trump and epstein. do literally any part of your job
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
CONCEPT: sam campbell on very important people
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM
tiktok's shift towards longer, more professionally recorded videos are causing more doomer discourse and i hate it. just long ass videos of people talking about why things people like are bad actually
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by Darlene Lesmana
My love language is reading the phrase "love language", looking it up, discovering it's some American Christian thing, saying aloud "who am I, Billy Graham?" and watching the movie "Ronin" (1998, Directed by John Frankenhiemer) instead.
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 AM
watching sam campbell just saying random shit on taskmaster is the most represented i've ever felt
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
how i feel watching heated rivalry and realizing that the timeline is just one year of off dan and phil
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
lesbian chess show next please PLEASE
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
who i need to be in season 2 of heated rivalry is jacob wysocki's alter ego, jacob ice hockey
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
opening today's mini and immediately getting psychic damage
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
how could my OWN FATHER do this to me (cooking delicious smelling food for a dinner party but the dinner party doesn't start for another 4 hours)
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Reposted by Darlene Lesmana
Sick! Again! I'm over having corporeal form, I would like to be a being of pure energy now. A floating consciousness in an infinite void, bound only by my capacity to contemplate novel thoughts.
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
having a breakdown from trying to explain the difference between UMfahren and umFAHREN
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
every year i thank the lord that my family doesn't do the whole big christmas thing. no gifts. just 5 am mass if you're up early enough.
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM