Ripley: she’s the queen you can’t train her

Some dipshit: we trained you

But then dude goes ahead and tries to make out with the alien?? I hope he goes in a slow and gory manner

tryin to make it through the Alien movie series but by movie 3 I’m rooting for the aliens

couldn’t avoid the strange neighbor today. she crossed the street to talk to me and tried to get me over her place to examine her cat bc she thought I was a veterinarian

didn’t realize I tweeted about my dad so much

HE WAS SO SMOL 😭

misc mom moments 💕

I miss this woman 💕

a collection of bewildering comments said to me at my mom’s wake 💕

darling original haikus

moving over my dating tweets so I don’t lose my dating life lore

wow in 1 week all 3 of my internet crushes hard/soft launched gfs…

almost officially migrated from twitter just my personal acct left to delete 😭