Darren
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Oh Girl lead me into your darkness. This world is trying its hardest to leave me unimpressed.
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Strictly Mick Jagger but close enough.
Strictly Mick Jagger but close enough.
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December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Strictly Mick Jagger but close enough.
Strictly Mick Jagger but close enough.
Yes. Mainly in the Alps.
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yes. Mainly in the Alps.
Yes. Giving a quote for a carpet in someone’s house. I said, “that will be £1500-how would you like to pay? “ as I bent down to pick my tape measure up I let the longest one known to man out. 🥴🤣
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Yes. Giving a quote for a carpet in someone’s house. I said, “that will be £1500-how would you like to pay? “ as I bent down to pick my tape measure up I let the longest one known to man out. 🥴🤣
Yes, two of them.
It’s the divs that drone on they shouldn’t be there that do my head in. Just shut the f up and let’s get out.
It’s the divs that drone on they shouldn’t be there that do my head in. Just shut the f up and let’s get out.
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes, two of them.
It’s the divs that drone on they shouldn’t be there that do my head in. Just shut the f up and let’s get out.
It’s the divs that drone on they shouldn’t be there that do my head in. Just shut the f up and let’s get out.
I’d guess it was 600mph flying over the Atlantic.
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’d guess it was 600mph flying over the Atlantic.
Superman. Thought it was shite. Man of steel is way better.
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Superman. Thought it was shite. Man of steel is way better.
I’ll have you know that some find this very interesting!
I had to take this pic cos my brain couldn’t do back to front. 🤣🤣
Disastrous if you stick your things n wrong hole !!!
I had to take this pic cos my brain couldn’t do back to front. 🤣🤣
Disastrous if you stick your things n wrong hole !!!
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’ll have you know that some find this very interesting!
I had to take this pic cos my brain couldn’t do back to front. 🤣🤣
Disastrous if you stick your things n wrong hole !!!
I had to take this pic cos my brain couldn’t do back to front. 🤣🤣
Disastrous if you stick your things n wrong hole !!!
A subwoofer for home cinema.
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A subwoofer for home cinema.
Hmm .. in a garage with a lass while her husband stood behind a door listening … don’t suppose it’s that strange.. oh the strangest for me anyway was in a doctor’s. Told to produce and knock on a hatch to hand it over. 5 folk were on other side of a very thin hatch, could hear them chatting away.
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hmm .. in a garage with a lass while her husband stood behind a door listening … don’t suppose it’s that strange.. oh the strangest for me anyway was in a doctor’s. Told to produce and knock on a hatch to hand it over. 5 folk were on other side of a very thin hatch, could hear them chatting away.
A lap of Great Britain in 2012. Scotland being the highlight.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A lap of Great Britain in 2012. Scotland being the highlight.
It was in region of $1750 to see Simon & Garfunkel at Maddison Square Gardens. Plus plane ride and hotels of course.
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It was in region of $1750 to see Simon & Garfunkel at Maddison Square Gardens. Plus plane ride and hotels of course.
Disco Twathead. Quite apt really 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Disco Twathead. Quite apt really 🤣
When I lived in LA a massive cockroach scuttled across the path and ran just at the right time between my flip flop and bare foot.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When I lived in LA a massive cockroach scuttled across the path and ran just at the right time between my flip flop and bare foot.
Once knew a lass who sent a video of her … let’s say her down below.. to her dad instead of me! so it could be worse 🤣🤣
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Once knew a lass who sent a video of her … let’s say her down below.. to her dad instead of me! so it could be worse 🤣🤣
Paul Simon
Martin L Gore
Alison Moyet.
Martin L Gore
Alison Moyet.
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Paul Simon
Martin L Gore
Alison Moyet.
Martin L Gore
Alison Moyet.
There’s only one thing worse than playing golf and that’s watching it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
There’s only one thing worse than playing golf and that’s watching it.
Hmm probably thanksgiving dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Hmm probably thanksgiving dinner.
Ride on time. Black Box.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ride on time. Black Box.
Been on roof to seal some siding.
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Been on roof to seal some siding.
Oh no. Spoiling nipples.
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh no. Spoiling nipples.
Walk or stand for long.
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Walk or stand for long.