Darren Hayman
@darrenhayman.bsky.social
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A making of video for the snowy owl beer mat.
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I am playing some shows with David Gedge in November.
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A Snowy Owl painted onto a drink/drive Whitbread beer mat from the 1970s.

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A short ‘making of’ video for this one …:
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A Tawny Owl painted onto a drink/drive Whitbread beer mat from the 1970s.

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A Barn Owl painted onto a drink/drive Courage beer mat from the 1970s.

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A Great Horned Owl painted onto a drink/drive Trophy beer mat from the 1970s.

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Two Tawny Owlets painted onto a drink/drive Brewmaster Export Ale beer mat from the 1970s

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But when you’re demo-ing, what is it about it that doesn’t make it potentially the finished thing? Why can’t there be a moment when you say, oh maybe this isn’t the demo, maybe this is it?
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A Parakeet painted onto a Highgate Mild Ale beer mat from the 1970s.

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On the 21st I play my album the Ship’s Piano on a piano, on a ship, I will only do this once, please come. wegottickets.com/fikarecordings
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I have this distinct memory of me looking at Malcom and saying ‘I have never heard this music before’ and you going ‘you wrote it you stupid pricks’. Malcom doing a hilarious Alan Partridge shrug.
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Just remembering you making an album out of me and Malc dicking around. When I heard the album I was like, I guess Pete made it by himself, and you were like, no I was recording you, you’re on everything. I still don’t really understand how that album happened. Well done.
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They’re just excited to have a tape machine at home right? It’s not like modern day band demoing
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‘The studio is an instrument’ etc etc
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Exactly. It’s how I record too. It’s not that I’m saying everything i put down is brilliant but I put it down with every intention that it could be the best thing i do. Whether it’s a four track, a DAW or a full studio.
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Really enjoy this. Also. Demo-ing songs, or ‘pre-production’. You’re doing shit versions first on purpose? What’s wrong with you?
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And I thought, no, I don’t know what you’re talking about. If I’m in a studio, if I’ve paid for it or someone else has paid for it. I am always ‘feeling it’ it’s the best job in the world. There’s microphones and instruments … JUST MAKE STUFF!!! The ‘vibe’ is always there.
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@pgofton.bsky.social @matthewjashton.bsky.social I tell this story a lot. I was working in the old Duke of Uke above the studio there and an engineer and a musician went in for two hours and came out and went home saying ‘vibe wasn’t there, you know what it’s like, if you’re not feeling it.’ Ctd
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My drink drive beer mat owl collection. These will probably go up tomorrow morning.
Five drink drive beer mat’s with owls painted on.
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Have you heard that story of Paul Simon getting Jimmy Cliffs band to New York to record Mother and Child? They’re like ‘so we’re cutting an album?’ Simon ‘no one song’ band ‘no, seriously? We’re here for two weeks?’ They couldn’t wrap their heads around it.
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Oh we stuck the mic in the sand and it sounded great. Yeah Bob hung the snare out the window and played it upside down, sounded amaaaaazzzing. It’s all bullshit, and I think it’s a fear of …. I dunno… hard work maybe? Or just… having a song?
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@matthewjashton.bsky.social @pgofton.bsky.social extra thoughts on this. Instruments are great now. Computers are great. Buy a squire strat and three behringer pedals, and sound like anybody. I think this really annoys a certain type of old bloke who grew up with stories about it being magic. Ctd.