DarrenNoFun
@darrennofun.bsky.social
Failed filmmaker. Attempted Writer. Occasional doodler.
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I had a dream where I got hired at Walmart again. On my first shift back I accidentally ate a half block of cheese while out on the floor. Unsure of how to explain it to management I then ate the rest of the block of cheese so there was no evidence.
Dreams ARE the royal road to the unconscious.
Dreams ARE the royal road to the unconscious.
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I had a dream where I got hired at Walmart again. On my first shift back I accidentally ate a half block of cheese while out on the floor. Unsure of how to explain it to management I then ate the rest of the block of cheese so there was no evidence.
Dreams ARE the royal road to the unconscious.
Dreams ARE the royal road to the unconscious.
Finally got around to watching Superman. I loved everything... Except the random fisheye shots during the fight scenes.
I get that it's "like the perspective of the floating camera's that Mr. Terrific and Lex Luthor use!" but some of the shots looked dopey.
I get that it's "like the perspective of the floating camera's that Mr. Terrific and Lex Luthor use!" but some of the shots looked dopey.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Finally got around to watching Superman. I loved everything... Except the random fisheye shots during the fight scenes.
I get that it's "like the perspective of the floating camera's that Mr. Terrific and Lex Luthor use!" but some of the shots looked dopey.
I get that it's "like the perspective of the floating camera's that Mr. Terrific and Lex Luthor use!" but some of the shots looked dopey.
The new @defunctland.bsky.social video is taking forever to finish because apparently "a 4 hour documentary on animatronics is not a suitable pick for family movie night"... Now I gotta watch it in my spare time, alone, hiding my shame from the world.
Typical.
Typical.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The new @defunctland.bsky.social video is taking forever to finish because apparently "a 4 hour documentary on animatronics is not a suitable pick for family movie night"... Now I gotta watch it in my spare time, alone, hiding my shame from the world.
Typical.
Typical.
My councilor said I need to cut down on politics, which is very hard when according to spotify my number one song is literally a song called "Political Song."
It took me 5 minutes to find something non-political in my YouTube subscription feed.
It took me 5 minutes to find something non-political in my YouTube subscription feed.
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My councilor said I need to cut down on politics, which is very hard when according to spotify my number one song is literally a song called "Political Song."
It took me 5 minutes to find something non-political in my YouTube subscription feed.
It took me 5 minutes to find something non-political in my YouTube subscription feed.
@scottniswander.bsky.social I've seen you more than I've seen my own family. Instead of complaining, my family needs to learn to make YouTube essays, then I'll pay attention to them!
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@scottniswander.bsky.social I've seen you more than I've seen my own family. Instead of complaining, my family needs to learn to make YouTube essays, then I'll pay attention to them!
Scarlett Johansson will do anything except condemn a pedophile.
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Scarlett Johansson will do anything except condemn a pedophile.
Me: my mental health has plumetted and I was almost hospitalized. I feel best that I should quit
Manager: if I would have known you had mental health problems I wouldn't have hired you.
Okay... Dude... Sounds like a normal thing to say.
Manager: if I would have known you had mental health problems I wouldn't have hired you.
Okay... Dude... Sounds like a normal thing to say.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me: my mental health has plumetted and I was almost hospitalized. I feel best that I should quit
Manager: if I would have known you had mental health problems I wouldn't have hired you.
Okay... Dude... Sounds like a normal thing to say.
Manager: if I would have known you had mental health problems I wouldn't have hired you.
Okay... Dude... Sounds like a normal thing to say.
Me: ah you got a haircut
Manager: I hate when people say that...
Okay then... I see we left our manners at home today.
Manager: I hate when people say that...
Okay then... I see we left our manners at home today.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Me: ah you got a haircut
Manager: I hate when people say that...
Okay then... I see we left our manners at home today.
Manager: I hate when people say that...
Okay then... I see we left our manners at home today.
Fuck transphobe, fuck Daniel Smith, and fuck anyone who supports this. 🏳️⚧️
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fuck transphobe, fuck Daniel Smith, and fuck anyone who supports this. 🏳️⚧️
Just a reminder that MTG is also hella anti-Semitic and not in a "they are anti-Semitic because they support Gaza" way. She was claiming that forest fires were started by "Jewish space lasers."
So like... Just keep that in mind.
So like... Just keep that in mind.
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Just a reminder that MTG is also hella anti-Semitic and not in a "they are anti-Semitic because they support Gaza" way. She was claiming that forest fires were started by "Jewish space lasers."
So like... Just keep that in mind.
So like... Just keep that in mind.
Nothing makes me suspend my disbelief in a tv show or movie, is when a character gets randomly rich and offers to pay for expensive things or give money and the character is like "no"
It would be a literal dream for someone in my life got rich and said "I'll pay off all your debts"
It would be a literal dream for someone in my life got rich and said "I'll pay off all your debts"
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Nothing makes me suspend my disbelief in a tv show or movie, is when a character gets randomly rich and offers to pay for expensive things or give money and the character is like "no"
It would be a literal dream for someone in my life got rich and said "I'll pay off all your debts"
It would be a literal dream for someone in my life got rich and said "I'll pay off all your debts"
It's funny to see someone claim to be a pacifist and say shit like "eat the rich"
Like... What do you think the end goal of "eat the rich" is? A polite conversation and understanding?
Same with when people bring up guillotine, or the french revolution but say "murder is always wrong." like pick 1.
Like... What do you think the end goal of "eat the rich" is? A polite conversation and understanding?
Same with when people bring up guillotine, or the french revolution but say "murder is always wrong." like pick 1.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's funny to see someone claim to be a pacifist and say shit like "eat the rich"
Like... What do you think the end goal of "eat the rich" is? A polite conversation and understanding?
Same with when people bring up guillotine, or the french revolution but say "murder is always wrong." like pick 1.
Like... What do you think the end goal of "eat the rich" is? A polite conversation and understanding?
Same with when people bring up guillotine, or the french revolution but say "murder is always wrong." like pick 1.
Nothing is more... Encouraging, than writing a script after 10 years of being depressed, sharing it and the feedback from all one person who read it was
"the dialogue is unnatural, and has a plot no one wants to see... But great start"
Why hello there depression, again.
"the dialogue is unnatural, and has a plot no one wants to see... But great start"
Why hello there depression, again.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Nothing is more... Encouraging, than writing a script after 10 years of being depressed, sharing it and the feedback from all one person who read it was
"the dialogue is unnatural, and has a plot no one wants to see... But great start"
Why hello there depression, again.
"the dialogue is unnatural, and has a plot no one wants to see... But great start"
Why hello there depression, again.
It's always funny when a close captioning person gives up mid sentence and skips forward a couple of sentences and hopes no one would notice.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It's always funny when a close captioning person gives up mid sentence and skips forward a couple of sentences and hopes no one would notice.
Rock n Roll hall of fame is actually pretty short when you only watch the Rock n Roll bits.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Rock n Roll hall of fame is actually pretty short when you only watch the Rock n Roll bits.
"we are boycotting Starbucks now!"
Now? When did you stop? You weren't supposed to stop.
Now? When did you stop? You weren't supposed to stop.
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"we are boycotting Starbucks now!"
Now? When did you stop? You weren't supposed to stop.
Now? When did you stop? You weren't supposed to stop.
I still find it wild that people get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to play games. And that's the low salary.
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I still find it wild that people get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to play games. And that's the low salary.
I had someone say they blamed Lars Ulrich for the fall of Napster, yet shamed me for telling people to pirate big artists music.
Like... You know what Napster was, right?
Like... You know what Napster was, right?
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I had someone say they blamed Lars Ulrich for the fall of Napster, yet shamed me for telling people to pirate big artists music.
Like... You know what Napster was, right?
Like... You know what Napster was, right?
They put the Scooby Doo movies on the tv at work. It was dead silent (TV was in mute) and randomly my coworker hears me just say "Melvin Doo?" and nothing else.
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
They put the Scooby Doo movies on the tv at work. It was dead silent (TV was in mute) and randomly my coworker hears me just say "Melvin Doo?" and nothing else.
Rudy and the Blowfish.
An idea for a ska band that does Hooty and the Blowfish covers.
An idea for a ska band that does Hooty and the Blowfish covers.
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Rudy and the Blowfish.
An idea for a ska band that does Hooty and the Blowfish covers.
An idea for a ska band that does Hooty and the Blowfish covers.
Start calling immigrants who aren't white "expat" and watch white people get angry.
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Start calling immigrants who aren't white "expat" and watch white people get angry.
If tv shows and movies have taught me anything... Never eat seafood.
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
If tv shows and movies have taught me anything... Never eat seafood.
Turns out working at a record store is mostly pretending Morgan Wallen isn't a racist to customers
October 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Turns out working at a record store is mostly pretending Morgan Wallen isn't a racist to customers
So whatever happened to all those Punks who claimed the best way to change the system of oppression was by joining said system of oppression to break it down from the inside?
Did they do it?
Or did they just become another cog in the system of oppression?
Did they do it?
Or did they just become another cog in the system of oppression?
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So whatever happened to all those Punks who claimed the best way to change the system of oppression was by joining said system of oppression to break it down from the inside?
Did they do it?
Or did they just become another cog in the system of oppression?
Did they do it?
Or did they just become another cog in the system of oppression?
Nothing like listening to an album that I used to listen to all the time and realising how immature it is...
Its like going back to a comfort show from the 90s and it's nothing but gsy and trans jokes.
Its like going back to a comfort show from the 90s and it's nothing but gsy and trans jokes.
October 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nothing like listening to an album that I used to listen to all the time and realising how immature it is...
Its like going back to a comfort show from the 90s and it's nothing but gsy and trans jokes.
Its like going back to a comfort show from the 90s and it's nothing but gsy and trans jokes.