Snarkimedes (Family Name)
@darroh.bsky.social
Follow me. Expect nothing.
This timeline definitely sucks, but at least I'm on it with Zach Woods. He's making it a little better.
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This timeline definitely sucks, but at least I'm on it with Zach Woods. He's making it a little better.
Eerily similar look as my 7 year old nephew when he won the egg and spoon race on field day.
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Eerily similar look as my 7 year old nephew when he won the egg and spoon race on field day.
It's been this long and I still think Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's been this long and I still think Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit.
Lmao. MAGA, you were played like fucking fiddles by one of the most incompetent idiots to ever shit himself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Lmao. MAGA, you were played like fucking fiddles by one of the most incompetent idiots to ever shit himself.
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov You are one of the most useless and incapable people I've ever seen in Congress. When folks talk about how Democrats are out of touch and don't have their finger on the pulse of their needs, you are the symbol for all of it. Literally and figuratively.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov You are one of the most useless and incapable people I've ever seen in Congress. When folks talk about how Democrats are out of touch and don't have their finger on the pulse of their needs, you are the symbol for all of it. Literally and figuratively.
@schumer.senate.gov You are one of the most useless and incapable people I've ever seen in Congress. When folks talk about how Democrats are out of touch and don't have their finger on the pulse of their needs, you are the symbol for all of it. Literally and figuratively.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
@schumer.senate.gov You are one of the most useless and incapable people I've ever seen in Congress. When folks talk about how Democrats are out of touch and don't have their finger on the pulse of their needs, you are the symbol for all of it. Literally and figuratively.
Stop trying to make Jared Leto Joker happen. It's not going to happen.
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Stop trying to make Jared Leto Joker happen. It's not going to happen.
So if you do something wrong it's ok as long as it's complicated to fix?
What a message!
www.thedailybeast.com/amy-coney-ba...
What a message!
www.thedailybeast.com/amy-coney-ba...
Amy Coney Barrett Hints at Private Panic Over Massive Trump Tax Refunds
The Supreme Court Justice said it would be a “mess” if the court decides the president’s tariffs are illegal.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So if you do something wrong it's ok as long as it's complicated to fix?
What a message!
www.thedailybeast.com/amy-coney-ba...
What a message!
www.thedailybeast.com/amy-coney-ba...
Congrats to VA and NJ, both states close to me. Glad to see we're not fucking dumb.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Congrats to VA and NJ, both states close to me. Glad to see we're not fucking dumb.
So how about that ceasefire? Apparently all you need to do in order to claim you stopped a war is just say the name of the country 5 times into a camera like you're summoning Bloody Mary.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Netanyahu orders Israeli army to carry out 'powerful' strikes in Gaza
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Tuesday he has ordered the army to immediately carry out “powerful strikes” in Gaza, a new test for the tenuous U.S.-brokered ceasefire. The order from ...
www.yahoo.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So how about that ceasefire? Apparently all you need to do in order to claim you stopped a war is just say the name of the country 5 times into a camera like you're summoning Bloody Mary.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Mike Johnson is the kind of guy who will make the guy who's fucking his wife Tang and Rice Krispy squares.
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Mike Johnson is the kind of guy who will make the guy who's fucking his wife Tang and Rice Krispy squares.
It's fun to have the future of this country depend on hurt feelings and how fat Donald Trump is feeling a particular day.
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's fun to have the future of this country depend on hurt feelings and how fat Donald Trump is feeling a particular day.
@governor.ca.gov im not going to tell you how to do your job, but I'm just going to leave this link to a video for you right here, and hey, if you decide to tweet it, ok!
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October 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@governor.ca.gov im not going to tell you how to do your job, but I'm just going to leave this link to a video for you right here, and hey, if you decide to tweet it, ok!
www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...
www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...
Good on George!
I've been saying it for years: JD is high school debate club worthy AT BEST.
You put a capable person in front of him, he drops like any other piece of shit being unlodged from a constipated dog's sphincter.
I've been saying it for years: JD is high school debate club worthy AT BEST.
You put a capable person in front of him, he drops like any other piece of shit being unlodged from a constipated dog's sphincter.
October 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Good on George!
I've been saying it for years: JD is high school debate club worthy AT BEST.
You put a capable person in front of him, he drops like any other piece of shit being unlodged from a constipated dog's sphincter.
I've been saying it for years: JD is high school debate club worthy AT BEST.
You put a capable person in front of him, he drops like any other piece of shit being unlodged from a constipated dog's sphincter.
Jesse Watters and his caked on makeup has him looking like the least fuckable Kabuki dancer ever.
September 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Jesse Watters and his caked on makeup has him looking like the least fuckable Kabuki dancer ever.
The idea that I now have to live in a world where I'm cheering for Jimmy Fallon's show to stay on is the line.
Incidentally, I'm hoping Kimmel moves onto something better. Betting he can do his own thing with more freedom. Maybe Colbert, Kimmel, Stewart, and Oliver can start a network.
Incidentally, I'm hoping Kimmel moves onto something better. Betting he can do his own thing with more freedom. Maybe Colbert, Kimmel, Stewart, and Oliver can start a network.
September 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The idea that I now have to live in a world where I'm cheering for Jimmy Fallon's show to stay on is the line.
Incidentally, I'm hoping Kimmel moves onto something better. Betting he can do his own thing with more freedom. Maybe Colbert, Kimmel, Stewart, and Oliver can start a network.
Incidentally, I'm hoping Kimmel moves onto something better. Betting he can do his own thing with more freedom. Maybe Colbert, Kimmel, Stewart, and Oliver can start a network.
I can't believe the double standard MAGA is having with this Charlie Kirk assassination. They mocked any Democrat who was injured or assassinated and are now actively trying to get people fired because they're calling that racist piece of shit out.
The lawsuits will be fun.
The lawsuits will be fun.
September 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I can't believe the double standard MAGA is having with this Charlie Kirk assassination. They mocked any Democrat who was injured or assassinated and are now actively trying to get people fired because they're calling that racist piece of shit out.
The lawsuits will be fun.
The lawsuits will be fun.
Wild how the narrative flipped overnight: Yesterday - "Democrats are murderers." Today - "The shooter needs Jesus, but the real problem is the left celebrating Charlie Kirk's death."
Oh, and also: "Let's go ahead and gut your First Amendment rights."
You seeing the pattern yet? I know MAGA isn't.
Oh, and also: "Let's go ahead and gut your First Amendment rights."
You seeing the pattern yet? I know MAGA isn't.
September 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Wild how the narrative flipped overnight: Yesterday - "Democrats are murderers." Today - "The shooter needs Jesus, but the real problem is the left celebrating Charlie Kirk's death."
Oh, and also: "Let's go ahead and gut your First Amendment rights."
You seeing the pattern yet? I know MAGA isn't.
Oh, and also: "Let's go ahead and gut your First Amendment rights."
You seeing the pattern yet? I know MAGA isn't.
Back to the bathrooms you go, Nancy Mace. I suppose if you have to be in our lives in any way, that's the most fitting place.
September 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Back to the bathrooms you go, Nancy Mace. I suppose if you have to be in our lives in any way, that's the most fitting place.
What do you care, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social? Remember you said this about eating dogs and cats?
"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."
Discussion is all that matters, right?
"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."
Discussion is all that matters, right?
July 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What do you care, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social? Remember you said this about eating dogs and cats?
"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."
Discussion is all that matters, right?
"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."
Discussion is all that matters, right?