Beakon of Hope
darthbek.bsky.social
Beakon of Hope
@darthbek.bsky.social
TTRPG nerd, entering my Magic, Witchy era, done with people's shit. She/her, queer, neurospicy.
It's a table flip maneuver with less clean up.
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Or, you know, agoraphobia or other disabilities. Have a delightful day!
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Fucking agoraphobia. Might have to just have constant panic attacks so I can afford to eat.
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That thread needs to be a Netflix special. Damn. (Though I may watch the video someone posted about it)
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh yeah! That's a good one too!
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Doesn't Tony basically say it to Peter after the ferry in the first Spiderman?
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Getting rid of birthright citizenship basically means no one is a citizen. That's what they're going for
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love the art on that one. I hate this current holiday season, so maybe this will give me a bit of light?
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The money is already spent. It's been forever since I played but if you can play offline that's for the best, but you couldn't have predicted this future so there's no shame in playing it. My opinion but I'll be damned if they steal our joy too
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bel Biv Brioche is the pun I needed today
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh. Oh that's got to be a GOOD one.
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Let him undo the pardons. Sets precedent that his pardons will be undone and the right people can be repardoned and then the laws can get fixed.

The only way I'm surviving the holiday season is escaping to my own little reality. Let me have this.
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
That better be SOME ballroom. 😡
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Fuck it. I'm going to claim the same thing. Nothing means anything anymore. I'm a top Xennial Advisor
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wait, no, this is so perfect.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It shows shit like how many messages you sent, who the top people you interacted with and the top servers you used.

Totally NOTHING concerning about what they're tracking.
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Well this is perfect and I may never stop crying. Thank you!
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oh, no no. I don't play them nearly as much as I used to either. I'm actually trying to detox myself from the Internet too (though doing a terrible job lol)
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Oh, I dig it!
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's the late 80s. My cousins and I are bundled in snowsuits, moon boots lined with old bread bags, sitting on a sled as my grandpa (very slowly) tows us behind a snowmobile through the apple orchard. Everything is just covered in snow, muffling sounds except our joyous squeals and laughter.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh I did too. Wrath is still some of the best times in my memory. Have you played FF14? Some of the best storytelling out there.
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Fixing games for sports betting is one thing. This is fucking *vile*
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Blizzard has done nothing that makes me think they aren't still The Worst, so
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM