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Raymond Price
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Web developer, progressive, former lumberman. Pronouns he/him/his.
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Would you accept a bicolor nose?
A brown tabby kitten with white socks and a bib that stretches to her nose, sitting in a bowl on a cat tree. Her little paws are on the lip of the bowl, and she is looking at the camera.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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You cannot relax as hard as a cat.
My cat Wooster lying on his back on my bed, slightly twisted so his back paws are at a 90 degree angle to his front paws, and with his head slightly curled away from his front paws.
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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A screenshot of a Facebook image-reporting form. The screenshot shows the section "What's going on?" with the selected option "I'm in this photo and I don't like it"
October 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Source unknown, apart from the brief period where people were recreating art at home during the COVID quarantine lockdown.
A roll of toilet paper with a few sheets unpeeled from the roll and crumpled to resemble the stem of a smoking pipe, with the roll as the bowl. It is accompanied by cursive text reading "Ceci n'est pas un rouleau de papier de toilette", French for "This is not a roll of toilet paper"
August 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Yeah, the same way that the little boy I'm fostering (on the right) meows at the perfect pitch/tone to convey that nobody has ever loved him, and that he needs a scritch behind the ears immediately.
Two brown tabby kittens relaxing on a cat bed attached to a window. They are both looking at the camera with some exhaustion/concern.
July 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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My large son Jeeves has similar white speckles.
A picture of my cat Jeeves from the side, showing his black fur speckled with white hairs
February 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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My horrible large sons are named Jeeves and Wooster, so obviously they'd be a domestic farce.
My two tuxedo cats Jeeves and Wooster sitting in boxes stacked on my bed.
January 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Here are my horrible large sons Jeeves and Wooster, plus a kitten I fostered recently. They're a pair of tuxedo boys, so I named them after a pair of tuxedo boys.
My chonky cat Wooster cuddling a tabby kitten on my bed. My cat Jeeves lying on my desk, on his side, with his paws slightly curled up and showing his belly.
October 31, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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Show me your pet and what they’re named after.

My horrible large sons Jeeves (upper box) and Wooster. They're a pair of tuxedo boys so I named them after a pair of tuxedo boys.
Two tuxedo cats sitting in cardboard boxes stacked on a bed. The boxes are open horizontally and both facing the camera. A poster for the TV show Jeeves and Wooster, with Hugh Laurie as Wooster and Stephen Fry as Jeeves.
October 19, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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A two-panel joke about Pixar's Inside Out 2. The first panel shows a person's emotions saying "A new emotion?" The second shows that the new emotion is a caricature of Karl Marx labeled "class consciousness".
September 19, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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I think that was Clarke, in Rendezvous with Rama. I wouldn't be surprised if Asimov had similar thoughts, though.
The opening paragraph of a chapter from Arthur C Clarke's book Rendezvous with Rama. Chapter reads "Some women, Commander Norton had decided long ago, should not be allowed aboard ship; weightlessness did things to their breasts that were too damn distracting. It was bad enough when they were motionless; but when they started to move, and sympathetic vibrations set in, it was more than any warm-blooded male should be asked to take. He was quite sure that at least one serious space accident had been caused by acute crew distraction, after the transit of an unholstered lady officer through the control cabin."
July 8, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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This one might trip over into R just based on one too many swears, but it's otherwise wholesome.
A 7-panel comic strip. Panel 1: Three aliens sit together in the cockpit of their UFO. One alien says "Brethren, we have travelled eons to finally impart our greatest knowledge." 2: Zoom in on the speaking alien who says "The creation of big-ass triangles." 3: The UFO passes over the Egyptian pyramids. A speech bubble from the UFO says "Incredible!" 4: The UFO has landed and an alien steps out to say "The humans have mastered large triangles without us!" 5: One alien points to the Sphinx and says "And check out that cat-dude." 6&7: One alien says "I have seen light dance across the plains of a thousand dimensions and I have never seen anything as cool as that fuckin' cat-dude."
November 8, 2023 at 10:17 PM