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Starship Troopers Carl Jenkins-looking Nazi fuck
January 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
January 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
He can’t go a day without being the star. He’ll forcibly insert himself to make it about him - like on 9/11.

It’s like Howard Beale’s “Mad as Hell” speech from Network
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yeah, baby!
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is the phone they called on
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Is it like the jokes in the edges of “My Name Is Earl”?
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The liner notes from the original album 🤷🏻‍♂️ I know what he says now, but I find it hard to believe that the notes were wrong for so many years, knowing what a perfectionist he is
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey Pat, you know who didn’t do that? The guy you fucking interviewed.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Stay back….I have powers…”
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When ppl post AI slop
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is Noir. This is the best picture I could get. He forgets how to walk when the bat wings go on. Sometimes he’ll just roll around on the floor.
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM