Darth Clarth
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Yep. Screaming it. Eyes bulging. Vein in neck throbbing. Occasional tear.
January 26, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Yep. Screaming it. Eyes bulging. Vein in neck throbbing. Occasional tear.
What we really want to know is: how did you trick your wife into marrying such a useless piece of shit?
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
What we really want to know is: how did you trick your wife into marrying such a useless piece of shit?
Ah, fair play to you. Somewhere along the thread I lost that point.
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Ah, fair play to you. Somewhere along the thread I lost that point.
Just imagine the state that society would be in if everyone followed the advice of people who know about nothing except how to manipulate media over that of people who actually know what they're talking about on a given subject?
Oh... wait...
Oh... wait...
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Just imagine the state that society would be in if everyone followed the advice of people who know about nothing except how to manipulate media over that of people who actually know what they're talking about on a given subject?
Oh... wait...
Oh... wait...
What does that have to do with the validity of the opinion? By your logic, a newspaper columnist's opinion on the best boiler to fit in your house should carry more weight than that of a heating engineer.
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 AM
What does that have to do with the validity of the opinion? By your logic, a newspaper columnist's opinion on the best boiler to fit in your house should carry more weight than that of a heating engineer.
Being able to write doesn't mean your opinions are any more valid than a heating engineer.
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Being able to write doesn't mean your opinions are any more valid than a heating engineer.
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It seems very expensive for something this unpleasant.
January 10, 2026 at 8:09 AM
It seems very expensive for something this unpleasant.
If you scratch your verucca, then masturbate, you might get genital veruccas. Logically, scratching those veruccas should lead to the best orgasms ever.
January 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
If you scratch your verucca, then masturbate, you might get genital veruccas. Logically, scratching those veruccas should lead to the best orgasms ever.
Well apparently you don't even have be at war nowadays.
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Well apparently you don't even have be at war nowadays.
This sounds like it could be the start of a speciation event
December 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This sounds like it could be the start of a speciation event
Difficult to read while doing something else, though, isn't it? Different media fit into different bits of your day.
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Difficult to read while doing something else, though, isn't it? Different media fit into different bits of your day.
Seems like perfectly sensible risk management to me. Even if the risk is fairly low (but very much non-zero) the impact is sky high.
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Seems like perfectly sensible risk management to me. Even if the risk is fairly low (but very much non-zero) the impact is sky high.
Turns out the real Thing was the friends we made along the way.
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Turns out the real Thing was the friends we made along the way.
Hot tip: buy shares in black marker manufacturers
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hot tip: buy shares in black marker manufacturers
Never looked better 😁
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Never looked better 😁
If your pans are so bad you need to use a grinder, just get new ones
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If your pans are so bad you need to use a grinder, just get new ones
What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?
The best thing about a butter sculpture is that it's self-lubricating
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The best thing about a butter sculpture is that it's self-lubricating
It is often useful in these situations to substitute the word "difficult" with the phrase "refused to have sex with the producer"
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It is often useful in these situations to substitute the word "difficult" with the phrase "refused to have sex with the producer"
Would you harvest my friends for financial gain?
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Would you harvest my friends for financial gain?