If I was a journalist I would write how new soda flavors are the scheme of technomancer Nazi lords
July 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If I was a journalist I would write how new soda flavors are the scheme of technomancer Nazi lords
If I was in Love Island I would pretend to drown in the pool every day
July 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If I was in Love Island I would pretend to drown in the pool every day
Are any of my friends on here
July 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Are any of my friends on here
Do you think they'll let me walk out like this
July 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Do you think they'll let me walk out like this
Eastern time zone is wifey, Pacific time is a nasty slut, but central time zone, who knows what she's up to
July 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Eastern time zone is wifey, Pacific time is a nasty slut, but central time zone, who knows what she's up to
Being a nurse is crazy, like why are you letting a guy who did gravity bong rips till he threw up take care of people on the brink of death (because I'm awesome)
July 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Being a nurse is crazy, like why are you letting a guy who did gravity bong rips till he threw up take care of people on the brink of death (because I'm awesome)
Saw a beautiful girl reading dune on the subway in Manhattan, girl there are easier ways to get boyfriends
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Saw a beautiful girl reading dune on the subway in Manhattan, girl there are easier ways to get boyfriends
You use to call me on my shell bone
July 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You use to call me on my shell bone
My problem with people saying PDF file and unalive is that they're heckin' doggo serious subjects like sexual abuse and suicide
July 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My problem with people saying PDF file and unalive is that they're heckin' doggo serious subjects like sexual abuse and suicide
Wearing this at the baseball game
July 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wearing this at the baseball game
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we need cancel culture and wokeness back so so bad it’s unreal. it should not be acceptable to be openly racist and a eugenicist in a normal society
February 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
we need cancel culture and wokeness back so so bad it’s unreal. it should not be acceptable to be openly racist and a eugenicist in a normal society
This is just becoming my buff pic account
December 29, 2024 at 5:14 AM
This is just becoming my buff pic account
Haha you have swallowed my poison, he he the antidote...it's in my nuts
December 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Haha you have swallowed my poison, he he the antidote...it's in my nuts
If you were wondering my bicep was not today, tap in if that's awesome
December 19, 2024 at 2:23 AM
If you were wondering my bicep was not today, tap in if that's awesome
If I was with Harry Potter at the Hogwars I would have told him I got some magic opiodius pills and sold him fent
December 19, 2024 at 2:22 AM
If I was with Harry Potter at the Hogwars I would have told him I got some magic opiodius pills and sold him fent
Everything sucks now, politics, infrastructure, the prospects of working a job that isn't all consuming, the cost of...
[Sees the sizzling cheeseburger Doritos is back]: Life is awesome, happy alive, yes I love dis
[Sees the sizzling cheeseburger Doritos is back]: Life is awesome, happy alive, yes I love dis
December 11, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Everything sucks now, politics, infrastructure, the prospects of working a job that isn't all consuming, the cost of...
[Sees the sizzling cheeseburger Doritos is back]: Life is awesome, happy alive, yes I love dis
[Sees the sizzling cheeseburger Doritos is back]: Life is awesome, happy alive, yes I love dis
Kamala in my email: Please donate to my fund for a recount in all swings states
My boy who addled his brain from Kratom and bad coke in my texts: Kiki do you lobe me, are you riding
My boy who addled his brain from Kratom and bad coke in my texts: Kiki do you lobe me, are you riding
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Kamala in my email: Please donate to my fund for a recount in all swings states
My boy who addled his brain from Kratom and bad coke in my texts: Kiki do you lobe me, are you riding
My boy who addled his brain from Kratom and bad coke in my texts: Kiki do you lobe me, are you riding
Every headline when Trump adds someone to his cabinet is just like "Garfield the Orange Cat is given role as Secretary of Mondays"
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Every headline when Trump adds someone to his cabinet is just like "Garfield the Orange Cat is given role as Secretary of Mondays"
Need pants so huge
November 18, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Need pants so huge
Typing "tiny unnaturals" into the search bar
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Typing "tiny unnaturals" into the search bar
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Hey does anyone know any dumb assholes that suck
October 21, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Hey does anyone know any dumb assholes that suck
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love posting to the site where all my friends are
September 19, 2023 at 2:56 AM
love posting to the site where all my friends are
Hey does anyone know any dumb assholes that suck
October 21, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Hey does anyone know any dumb assholes that suck
If someone could like my post on bsky I would be so happy, just one like and it would fix everything
October 1, 2023 at 2:19 PM
If someone could like my post on bsky I would be so happy, just one like and it would fix everything