Took an ORTBO to Dieter Eagan Memorial Forest to see the tallest waterfall on the planet. Praise Kier!

Remove a letter. Ruin a movie.
(1st Letter Edition)

Oldeneye
Hostbusters
Aws
One With The Wind

and finally: Ocky

The Comeback

No, Amazon. You are!

STOP THE PRESSES!! BIG NEWS!!

“Hang on, nowhere in that column do I ask “has the handover already failed?”…

When you can’t quite spell the urgency, but you know you need it:

I still had Twitter on a back page of my iPad, so I opened it just to see, and realized the complete lack of AFL updates that I see now. There’s a season coming! So I e-mailed my Port Adelaide/PAFC rep to ask about why Twitter is still their main place for information (Alt Text provided):

Not sure that I’ve ever been more angry than I am right now… Bought based on that left side. Yummmmmm… Sunscreen!!!

Daughter got a Polaroid for Christmas and took this of me feeding her hamster.

All that I see is me Blair Witching.

Thunda, the Port Adelaide Power mascot and accompanying bandages/plasters/band-aids.

A VERY Merry Christmas, indeed.

I would watch this show if it was actually about Kelsey Grammer battling for America.

Have you no decency, @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social? I imagine even Spock cringed and rolled his eyes a bit between panels. Bravo.

This is one of the best defenders in the league. Not, as you might assume, someone who trains during montages of Kenny Loggins or Survivor music in an 80s action movie.

I urge you to watch some playoff aussie football next weekend, but those times are definitely not your times.

If you ever offer me a seat on a chair like this, I will react as though you told me to have a seat on the ground, because that’s what you did.

My high school career: