Darth Leviosa
@darthleviosa.bsky.social
Geocacher, disc golfer, musician, writer, person
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David Lee Roth, recording the song Panama: 🎶Burnin' down the avenue 🎶
Curly from The Three Stooges, producing the song: Hey Dave, I have an idea.
Dave: What?
Curly: <pause> Boynin'
Curly from The Three Stooges, producing the song: Hey Dave, I have an idea.
Dave: What?
Curly: <pause> Boynin'
Congratulations to the silver teams for tying the record of combined northernmost teams to play in the Super Bowl.
January 26, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Congratulations to the silver teams for tying the record of combined northernmost teams to play in the Super Bowl.
I was locked inside a restaurant once. I had fallen asleep under the salad bar just before closing time. I woke up, unlocked the door and left.
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I was locked inside a restaurant once. I had fallen asleep under the salad bar just before closing time. I woke up, unlocked the door and left.
Still deciding on which shoe brand to build my entire life around.
January 24, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Still deciding on which shoe brand to build my entire life around.
The Atlanteans have not paid their fair share, so we will be taking Atlantis. I am their new acting underwater emperor.
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The Atlanteans have not paid their fair share, so we will be taking Atlantis. I am their new acting underwater emperor.
Jani Lane does not approve of warrantless searches.
a woman is kissing a man on the cheek while he holds his hand to his face .
Alt: Jani Lane is the singer of the band Warrant
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Jani Lane does not approve of warrantless searches.
I'd like to thank Halle Berry for giving me her Oscar for her/my portrayal of the X-Man Storm in the movie X-Mans Adventure. What an honor!
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I'd like to thank Halle Berry for giving me her Oscar for her/my portrayal of the X-Man Storm in the movie X-Mans Adventure. What an honor!
This vacuum sucks.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
This vacuum sucks.
Art is taking the f out of fart.
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Art is taking the f out of fart.
Gambling problem? Please please please install our gambling app.
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Gambling problem? Please please please install our gambling app.
Has anyone just typed up a piece of paper that says "Ok, you own it now" and put it in a frame and given it to him? I bet it would work.
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Has anyone just typed up a piece of paper that says "Ok, you own it now" and put it in a frame and given it to him? I bet it would work.
He wanted one thing so badly. He got it. Now he will understand he is still empty inside and will never be happy.
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 AM
He wanted one thing so badly. He got it. Now he will understand he is still empty inside and will never be happy.
New bill would outlaw the breaking of laws.
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 AM
New bill would outlaw the breaking of laws.
Werewolves are like past-tense used to be wolves and also we are wolves, because they change back and forth between wolves and humans.
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Werewolves are like past-tense used to be wolves and also we are wolves, because they change back and forth between wolves and humans.
I wish I were ain't nothing but a hound dog. Hound dogs are cool.
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I wish I were ain't nothing but a hound dog. Hound dogs are cool.
All this time I thought DIY was telling people to do it themselves when they asked you to do something. Sorry bosses.
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
All this time I thought DIY was telling people to do it themselves when they asked you to do something. Sorry bosses.
Me, dropping a tire off a building: Let this be a lesson to your three friends.
January 12, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Me, dropping a tire off a building: Let this be a lesson to your three friends.
Me, setting up entire drum set on the bus: What?
January 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Me, setting up entire drum set on the bus: What?
I bet all the castaways on Gilligan's Island were really sarcastic when they called him "Skipper."
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I bet all the castaways on Gilligan's Island were really sarcastic when they called him "Skipper."
I heard a President got arrested and got all excited :(
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I heard a President got arrested and got all excited :(
Ringo played the bongos? Wrong-o.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Ringo played the bongos? Wrong-o.
Waiting until tomorrow to write all my best of 2025 lists in case some really cool stuff happens in the next hour and eighteen minutes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Waiting until tomorrow to write all my best of 2025 lists in case some really cool stuff happens in the next hour and eighteen minutes.
*Someone telling me something will be unforgettable*
Me: Bet.
Me: Bet.
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
*Someone telling me something will be unforgettable*
Me: Bet.
Me: Bet.
Me, climbing to the top of Mt. Everest, not looking around and climbing back down.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Me, climbing to the top of Mt. Everest, not looking around and climbing back down.