Darth Orban
@darthorban.bsky.social
Peacemonger of Hungary oblast - russian asset - NO DM! - What?!™ - jokes quality are the same as Viktor Orban's jokes -
I must admit, even Rákosi’s accusations were more exciting than these!
May 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I must admit, even Rákosi’s accusations were more exciting than these!
Anytime a foreigner who has no clue what's going on in Hungary makes a statement like that, my standard procedure kicks in.
Here is the evening dinner for adults at one of my Hungarian hospitals
Here is the evening dinner for adults at one of my Hungarian hospitals
April 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Anytime a foreigner who has no clue what's going on in Hungary makes a statement like that, my standard procedure kicks in.
Here is the evening dinner for adults at one of my Hungarian hospitals
Here is the evening dinner for adults at one of my Hungarian hospitals
Well, then it seems that in 1956, the USA really abandoned Hungary.
February 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Well, then it seems that in 1956, the USA really abandoned Hungary.
Again, again, again!
I would like to make it clear and emphasize that througout my entire life, I HAVE NEVER WORKED for a corporation or company, not even a moment, not even a single second ❗️❗️❗️
/"This is the 41st time I have to post because the word 'work' appeared/😩😩😩😩
I would like to make it clear and emphasize that througout my entire life, I HAVE NEVER WORKED for a corporation or company, not even a moment, not even a single second ❗️❗️❗️
/"This is the 41st time I have to post because the word 'work' appeared/😩😩😩😩
February 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Again, again, again!
I would like to make it clear and emphasize that througout my entire life, I HAVE NEVER WORKED for a corporation or company, not even a moment, not even a single second ❗️❗️❗️
/"This is the 41st time I have to post because the word 'work' appeared/😩😩😩😩
I would like to make it clear and emphasize that througout my entire life, I HAVE NEVER WORKED for a corporation or company, not even a moment, not even a single second ❗️❗️❗️
/"This is the 41st time I have to post because the word 'work' appeared/😩😩😩😩
In 1944, Churchill handed Stalin a small note listing Eastern Europe's fate in percentages. Stalin glanced at it, took a puff of his pipe, nodded, and handed it back. The "Percentage Agreement" quietly shaped post-war Europe.
February 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In 1944, Churchill handed Stalin a small note listing Eastern Europe's fate in percentages. Stalin glanced at it, took a puff of his pipe, nodded, and handed it back. The "Percentage Agreement" quietly shaped post-war Europe.
As a year has passed, you deserve to know who secured clemency for K. Endre in the pedophile scandal... Who caused two high-ranking officials to resign to prevent the scandal... Who indirectly led to the creation of the Tisza Party... Please do not like or share this! La Madrina
February 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
As a year has passed, you deserve to know who secured clemency for K. Endre in the pedophile scandal... Who caused two high-ranking officials to resign to prevent the scandal... Who indirectly led to the creation of the Tisza Party... Please do not like or share this! La Madrina
Souvereignity at its finest
February 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Souvereignity at its finest
Yes, you're right. I will try everything, absolutely everything in the whole wide world!
February 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Yes, you're right. I will try everything, absolutely everything in the whole wide world!
Another thousand smiles of Fanny Kaminski
February 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Another thousand smiles of Fanny Kaminski
To all my enthusiasts and fans in the more developed Western world:
This is what the National Ambulance Service station looks like in Balatonlelle.
This is what the National Ambulance Service station looks like in Balatonlelle.
February 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
To all my enthusiasts and fans in the more developed Western world:
This is what the National Ambulance Service station looks like in Balatonlelle.
This is what the National Ambulance Service station looks like in Balatonlelle.
stick with what works
February 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
stick with what works
While you are reading this post,
my childhood friend Lőrinc Mészáros' wealth increases by €471,
and my son-in-law István Tiborcz's wealth grows
by €63.
my childhood friend Lőrinc Mészáros' wealth increases by €471,
and my son-in-law István Tiborcz's wealth grows
by €63.
February 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
While you are reading this post,
my childhood friend Lőrinc Mészáros' wealth increases by €471,
and my son-in-law István Tiborcz's wealth grows
by €63.
my childhood friend Lőrinc Mészáros' wealth increases by €471,
and my son-in-law István Tiborcz's wealth grows
by €63.
translation:
We're scared as shit that it's going to become a national scandal and we're going to fuck up
We're scared as shit that it's going to become a national scandal and we're going to fuck up
January 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
translation:
We're scared as shit that it's going to become a national scandal and we're going to fuck up
We're scared as shit that it's going to become a national scandal and we're going to fuck up
Common sense my ass
January 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Common sense my ass
Mr. Prime Minister minister after your today's 42th desperate Facebook posts we already forget the yesterday's Mini Dubai scandal where you sold out Hungary👏👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆🏆I totally forget that.
January 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Mr. Prime Minister minister after your today's 42th desperate Facebook posts we already forget the yesterday's Mini Dubai scandal where you sold out Hungary👏👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆🏆I totally forget that.
Your usual reminder:
Russia is waging a hybrid war against Europe.
I am a RUSSIAN AGENT whom Putin keeps in check partly through the personal gains TIED TO OIL DEALS.
Because of this, if NECESSARY, I work against the interests of my own country.
It's not that complicated.
Russia is waging a hybrid war against Europe.
I am a RUSSIAN AGENT whom Putin keeps in check partly through the personal gains TIED TO OIL DEALS.
Because of this, if NECESSARY, I work against the interests of my own country.
It's not that complicated.
January 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Your usual reminder:
Russia is waging a hybrid war against Europe.
I am a RUSSIAN AGENT whom Putin keeps in check partly through the personal gains TIED TO OIL DEALS.
Because of this, if NECESSARY, I work against the interests of my own country.
It's not that complicated.
Russia is waging a hybrid war against Europe.
I am a RUSSIAN AGENT whom Putin keeps in check partly through the personal gains TIED TO OIL DEALS.
Because of this, if NECESSARY, I work against the interests of my own country.
It's not that complicated.
If I were Péter Magyar, I would check his own "sent" email folder.
January 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If I were Péter Magyar, I would check his own "sent" email folder.
Yes you are right. My government needs fear to turn the tide.
By the way: I have always proudly stated that there is not a single illegal migrant in my country.
By the way: I have always proudly stated that there is not a single illegal migrant in my country.
January 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Yes you are right. My government needs fear to turn the tide.
By the way: I have always proudly stated that there is not a single illegal migrant in my country.
By the way: I have always proudly stated that there is not a single illegal migrant in my country.
orbanising /ˈɔːr. bə. naɪ. zɪŋ/: A vocal skill where we always, in every case, blame something or someone else.
January 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
orbanising /ˈɔːr. bə. naɪ. zɪŋ/: A vocal skill where we always, in every case, blame something or someone else.