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Darth Putin

@darthputinkgb.bsky.social

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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · Jul 1

"Operation Spiderweb: I am Artem" product range now available. Help our charity while you make my trolls cry.

Links below.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 8h

Trump wants to know where Ukraine will use Tomahawks for 1 of 2 reasons.
-To tell us in advance
-To continue Biden's policy of "escalation management"

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday to Prez. Use code "BirthdayPrez" for 20% off today only. % to a charity drive. 👇🔗

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 1d

How perfect.

Prune60 @prune602.bsky.social · 1d

Today is Putin’s birthday.

It is also National TACO day in the United States

What a coincidence

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 1d

Editor locked in basement next to window as charity drives stress him.

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Anastasia Klimash 🇺🇦 @nastasiaklimash.bsky.social · 7d

Hey all, I’d appreciate your reposts for this fundraiser for equipment for my classmate’s Oleksii unit. Below is the list of the required stuff (sorry for the botched translation), and him with a cat 😸
Would appreciate your reposts!
To donate:
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PayPal ⬇️

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday to Prez. Use code "BirthdayPrez" for 20% off today only. % to a charity drive. 👇🔗

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 1d

Who wants to brag about killing a donkey.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 1d

For uncovering official wrongdoing she was awarded Russia's prestigious "Kalashnikov prize for journalism" and died at the scene.

We had previously tried to poison her tea on a flight, if you can imagine that.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 1d

OTD in 2006 journalist & activist Anna Politkovskaya was shot dead. Whoever is responsible for having her killed is still at large. And turns 73 today.

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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 1d

Quick guide to Tomahawk cruise missile variants

TLAM - land attack

TSAM - anti-ship

GLCM - ground launched

TACTOM - improved “tactical” version

TACO - version talked about but never delivered to Ukraine

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 1d

Told Trump a "colossal landslide" is when you get 146% of the vote.

He seemed to think it was a challenge.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 2d

Liubov told Prez to look on bright side. At least it's safe to smoke at a Russian petrol station...

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Ukraine striking Putin's refineries and will Putin have to mobilize?

YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 2d

Russian war veteran speaking to grandchild in year 2050:
-Grandpa, what did Russian army use before donkeys?
-In the really old days we had Armoured Personal Carriers.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 2d

The stone age did not end cos they ran out of stone. But when it runs out of oil, Russia's army will return to the stone age.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 2d

Liubov told Prez to look on bright side. At least it's safe to smoke at a Russian petrol station...

youtu.be/nfuSzlNAksk

Ukraine striking Putin's refineries and will Putin have to mobilize?

YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB

youtu.be

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 3d

It's comforting to know world's largest nuclear arsenal is controlled by man as sane as your Prez.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 4d

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe some campus shutdowns or something. Apparently not. Apparently if it's Russia the proper course of action is not opposition but appeasement.

Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 4d

Good point. Never mind. Nothing to protest.

Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 5d

Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe some campus shutdowns or something. Apparently not. Apparently if it's Russia the proper course of action is not opposition but appeasement.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 5d

2 months ago today Human Rights Watch reported Russian army is committing war crimes in Kherson, deliberately hunting civilians with drones in "human safaris". UN has said it too.

You'd think this would be bigger news.

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Prune60 @prune602.bsky.social · 7d

May I present…

🎶 September 2025 🎶

A Russian Railways Loading Thread Production

(Sound on please)

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 6d

It remains a genuine mystery to leading luminaries of international relations like @yanisvaroufakis.bsky.social, Chomsky and @dipshitbunchofnunbers as to why NATO is so popular amongst all the people we did things like this to.

Totally.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 6d

OTD in 1951 *2nd* wave of Operation Osen's deportations began. Over 16000 Lithuanians were forcibly sent to Siberia as USSR continued to liberate them from fascism & also their freedom 6 years after WW2 ended.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 7d

Says at trial he couldn't have done it as he's always too drunk to shoot straight.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 7d

Day 1315 of my 3 day war. Russia was a gas station with nukes. And now we have no gas.

I remain a master strategist.

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