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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 4h

If he really wants to be on the dollar coin, he knows what he has to do first.

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 4h

If you think the IV bruises on his hands are bad, you should see his thighs.

darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 4h

Let her learn the hard way.

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 4h

Show up with a judge to swear her in and Johnson will show up so he can save face and do it himself.

darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

People wanted bsky to be the next twitter. Now it is.

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

The only questions the press should ask Johnson:
* Did you take an oath of office when you became a Congressman?
* Can you repeat that oath of office now?
* Why do you continue to pretend that never happened?

darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

Ask his son...he knows.

darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

So he was on the Rush Limbaugh tour. Good...I hope he meets his end in prison.

darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

That camera is easily turned into a hammer to test the resiliency of concrete.

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

This is a reversal of something I said on a zoom call at work the other day when a vendor suggested using AI to help engineers write code..."Don't use AI...it leads to dancing."

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

My concern is that Trump's DOJ will start hand-selecting grand juries with MAGA chucklefucks who will indict anyone they bring before them...of course that assumes they can also stack the courts and juries with more MAGA chucklefucks.

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Eric Geller @ericjgeller.com · 8h

is it wrong for me to say this video is

ribbiting

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

Dancing is dangerous...it leads to conversation.

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

Gotta give the frog props for its positive attitude in the face of adversity. May it be an inspiration to us all.

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eliahraskin666.bsky.social @eliahraskin666.bsky.social · 23h

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 8h

Hit it again and finish the job. Take out that bridge and Ukraine gets Crimea back.

#SlavaUkraini

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 9h

Yacht club Wednesday...the boys were good. They didn't chase the heron and egret fishing side by side at one end of the beach, nor did they roll in the dead seal at the other end of the beach.

Two dogs standing chest deep in the harbor with their balls.

Merle swimming back to shore with his ball in his mouth

Merle headed to fetch his ball with a floating dock full of sailboats in the background

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 9h

Any judge can swear her in - doesn't have to be the Speaker. Democrats should get a district judge to swear her in so Johnson has to come up with an excuse to keep the house out of session for another week.

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Eileen 🧛🏻‍♀️ Antifa Croquet Team @percysperson.bsky.social · 14h

“If you are doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing; his word isn't worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you over.”

- William S. Burroughs

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

NN: Dems say you won't swear in Grijalva bc you don't want her vote on Epstein

JOHNSON: No. It's scheduling

NN: But there have been Rs sworn in during pro forma sessions

MJ: Only reason was bc they flew in their family

NN: So if she flies in her family you'd do it?

MJ: Again, it's a distraction

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 9h

Patton's girlfriend is still alive?

Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 10h

They aborted Antifa's girlfriend.

Screenshot of Tweet by Acyn, October 8, 2026:

Noem: One of the individuals we arrested recently was the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa and we’re hoping as we go after her and prosecute her, we'll get more and more information about the network and how we can root them out and eliminate them from the existence of American society

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 9h

Does the antifa founder or the girlfriend have a name?

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10h

Good lord.

@apnews.com

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 9h

So we know he doesn't write his own posts anymore...except when he's throwing a fit at midnight.

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 10h

I do like that nickname for him as well, though I usually use Felon 47 - makes him sound like a crappy 80s band.

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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 10h

Nope. General population. Sharing a cell with someone who argues with her demons on a constant basis when she isn't shouting at the guards her missing personal items...and who thinks Trump is god's gift and can't stop asking about how well she knew him.

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