If you’re autosexual then you can go fuck yourself
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If you’re autosexual then you can go fuck yourself
Worry
Worry child
Heaven don’t got a plan for you
Worry child
Heaven don’t got a plan for you
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Worry
Worry child
Heaven don’t got a plan for you
Worry child
Heaven don’t got a plan for you
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt
his name is my name too
he has stolen my identity and my credit is ruined
his name is my name too
he has stolen my identity and my credit is ruined
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt
his name is my name too
he has stolen my identity and my credit is ruined
his name is my name too
he has stolen my identity and my credit is ruined
“fahoo forays, dahoo dorays” is an explicit call for genocide
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“fahoo forays, dahoo dorays” is an explicit call for genocide
Do you condemn Whomas
December 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Do you condemn Whomas
The grinch stole their meatballs, their bread, and spaghetti
He sold all their toys at the pawn shopperetti
He sold all their toys at the pawn shopperetti
December 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The grinch stole their meatballs, their bread, and spaghetti
He sold all their toys at the pawn shopperetti
He sold all their toys at the pawn shopperetti
Donald Trump? The actor??
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Donald Trump? The actor??
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if that’s a crime the board of Dunkin’ is going down on RICO charges amirite
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
if that’s a crime the board of Dunkin’ is going down on RICO charges amirite
Blame it on the ty ty ty ty ty tylenol
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Blame it on the ty ty ty ty ty tylenol
monsters inc was a warning not an instruction manual
August 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
monsters inc was a warning not an instruction manual
but can the kwisatz haderach see why kids love melange toast crunch
August 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
but can the kwisatz haderach see why kids love melange toast crunch
He made me an offer I couldn’t refuse (money)
August 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
He made me an offer I couldn’t refuse (money)
hello muddah
hello faddah
here i am at
intifada
hello faddah
here i am at
intifada
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
hello muddah
hello faddah
here i am at
intifada
hello faddah
here i am at
intifada
super mario ilyad
July 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
super mario ilyad
stay gold pony folx
July 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
stay gold pony folx
New name for Irish comedian: Mann O’Laughin
July 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New name for Irish comedian: Mann O’Laughin
I was the class clown until I was prescribed ritalin for my riddlin
July 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was the class clown until I was prescribed ritalin for my riddlin
My jokes kill so much they charged me with mans laughter
June 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My jokes kill so much they charged me with mans laughter
pod damn America
April 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pod damn America
William Shatner? William hardly know er
March 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
William Shatner? William hardly know er
Tutti frutti, ennui
March 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Tutti frutti, ennui
Me: yeah I have seasonal depression
Also me:
Also me:
March 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Me: yeah I have seasonal depression
Also me:
Also me:
Icarus fell due to DEI. Rest assured, Tesla’s new wax ship destined for the sun is still perfectly safe.
March 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Icarus fell due to DEI. Rest assured, Tesla’s new wax ship destined for the sun is still perfectly safe.
The problem with Icarus is he didn’t have enough confidence. Unlike me.
March 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The problem with Icarus is he didn’t have enough confidence. Unlike me.
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ma’am this is the fbi your husband has gone to gitmo
to git mo’ wendys!
unfortunately he was later indefinitely detained on suspicion of terrorism
to git mo’ wendys!
unfortunately he was later indefinitely detained on suspicion of terrorism
November 10, 2024 at 12:46 AM
ma’am this is the fbi your husband has gone to gitmo
to git mo’ wendys!
unfortunately he was later indefinitely detained on suspicion of terrorism
to git mo’ wendys!
unfortunately he was later indefinitely detained on suspicion of terrorism