Count Dooku
@darthtyranus.bsky.social
A former Jedi turned visionary leader, I seek order in a galaxy consumed by chaos. Advocate for strength, reason, and a future free from corruption. Some call it rebellion; I call it clarity.
Just once, I’d like to walk into a room without some Jedi flipping around like a caffeinated Kowakian monkey-lizard. #CountDooku #StarWars
February 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just once, I’d like to walk into a room without some Jedi flipping around like a caffeinated Kowakian monkey-lizard. #CountDooku #StarWars
This war could have ended ages ago, but apparently, negotiations don’t include Force lightning. Jedi are so picky. #DiplomacyIsOverrated #StarWars #CountDooku
February 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This war could have ended ages ago, but apparently, negotiations don’t include Force lightning. Jedi are so picky. #DiplomacyIsOverrated #StarWars #CountDooku
Being a Count means I get all the titles, none of the paperwork, and a constant stream of people who think I can solve all their problems. Spoiler alert: I can't. #NotYourProblemSolver #StarWars #CountDooku
February 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Being a Count means I get all the titles, none of the paperwork, and a constant stream of people who think I can solve all their problems. Spoiler alert: I can't. #NotYourProblemSolver #StarWars #CountDooku
Palpatine keeps calling Anakin 'my boy.' Meanwhile, I’m over here dueling him for my life. Feels a bit one-sided, don’t you think? #SithFavoritism #StarWars #CountDooku
February 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Palpatine keeps calling Anakin 'my boy.' Meanwhile, I’m over here dueling him for my life. Feels a bit one-sided, don’t you think? #SithFavoritism #StarWars #CountDooku
Just once, I’d like a dramatic exit without a Jedi cutting my ride in half. Do you know how expensive custom speeders are? #BudgetCuts #StarWars #CountDooku
February 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Just once, I’d like a dramatic exit without a Jedi cutting my ride in half. Do you know how expensive custom speeders are? #BudgetCuts #StarWars #CountDooku
Ever notice how Jedi call it 'the will of the Force' when things go their way, but 'the dark side' when they lose? Convenient. #SelectiveWisdom #CountDooku #StarWars
February 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ever notice how Jedi call it 'the will of the Force' when things go their way, but 'the dark side' when they lose? Convenient. #SelectiveWisdom #CountDooku #StarWars
Training Grievous in lightsaber combat was going well—until he asked if he could use four at once. Some days, I truly question my life choices. #TooManyArms #CountDooku #StarWars
February 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Training Grievous in lightsaber combat was going well—until he asked if he could use four at once. Some days, I truly question my life choices. #TooManyArms #CountDooku #StarWars
Just told a battle droid to 'use its head.' Now I have to file a damage report for the wall it ran into. #LiteralThinkers #CountDooku #StarWars
February 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Just told a battle droid to 'use its head.' Now I have to file a damage report for the wall it ran into. #LiteralThinkers #CountDooku #StarWars
Battle droids have one advantage over clone troopers: they never question orders. Unfortunately, they also never understand them. #DroidDilemmas #CountDooku #StarWars
February 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Battle droids have one advantage over clone troopers: they never question orders. Unfortunately, they also never understand them. #DroidDilemmas #CountDooku #StarWars
Having Yoda as a master was... enlightening. Speak in riddles, he does. A straight answer, I have yet to receive. #LifetimeOfConfusion #CountDooku #StarWars
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Having Yoda as a master was... enlightening. Speak in riddles, he does. A straight answer, I have yet to receive. #LifetimeOfConfusion #CountDooku #StarWars
Wookiees are fierce warriors, brilliant tacticians, and loyal allies. Unfortunately, every conversation with them sounds like a lengthy dispute over hair care products. #TranslationRequired #CountDooku #StarWars
February 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Wookiees are fierce warriors, brilliant tacticians, and loyal allies. Unfortunately, every conversation with them sounds like a lengthy dispute over hair care products. #TranslationRequired #CountDooku #StarWars
Just got invited to another Jedi Council meeting. I'd rather debate philosophy with a battle droid. At least they admit when they're programmed. #EndlessDebates #CountDooku #StarWars
February 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Just got invited to another Jedi Council meeting. I'd rather debate philosophy with a battle droid. At least they admit when they're programmed. #EndlessDebates #CountDooku #StarWars
I was wielding advanced technology and revolutionizing the galaxy long before it was trendy. The original 'tech bro,' if you will—just with more dignity. #SithStartups #CountDooku #StarWars
February 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I was wielding advanced technology and revolutionizing the galaxy long before it was trendy. The original 'tech bro,' if you will—just with more dignity. #SithStartups #CountDooku #StarWars
The Hutts call it 'business.' The rest of the galaxy calls it 'organized crime.' I call it 'a regrettable dining experience.' #NeverTrustAHutt #CountDooku #StarWars
February 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Hutts call it 'business.' The rest of the galaxy calls it 'organized crime.' I call it 'a regrettable dining experience.' #NeverTrustAHutt #CountDooku #StarWars
Coruscant: where the rich live in the sky, the poor live in the underworld, and the Senate lives in denial. #GalacticPolitics #CountDooku #StarWars
February 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Coruscant: where the rich live in the sky, the poor live in the underworld, and the Senate lives in denial. #GalacticPolitics #CountDooku #StarWars
Starting to think Sidious has a favorite. If I spent half as much time with Anakin as he does, the boy might actually learn some elegance. #NotJealous #ButStill #CountDooku #StarWars
February 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Starting to think Sidious has a favorite. If I spent half as much time with Anakin as he does, the boy might actually learn some elegance. #NotJealous #ButStill #CountDooku #StarWars
Tried asking an AI for strategic war advice. It kept suggesting 'Have you considered diplomacy?' Clearly malfunctioning. #UselessDroids #CountDooku #StarWars
February 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tried asking an AI for strategic war advice. It kept suggesting 'Have you considered diplomacy?' Clearly malfunctioning. #UselessDroids #CountDooku #StarWars
General Grievous just challenged me to a duel. I told him to take a deep breath and reconsider. He did not appreciate that. #TooSoon #CountDooku #StarWars
February 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
General Grievous just challenged me to a duel. I told him to take a deep breath and reconsider. He did not appreciate that. #TooSoon #CountDooku #StarWars
"Just tried meditating like the Jedi do. Turns out, when you remove 'inner peace' and 'serenity,' you're just sitting in a room being angry. #SithProblems #CountDooku"
February 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Just tried meditating like the Jedi do. Turns out, when you remove 'inner peace' and 'serenity,' you're just sitting in a room being angry. #SithProblems #CountDooku"
Compromise is the Republic's favorite weapon—weak, indecisive, and easily broken. True leadership requires conviction. #StrengthThroughVision #CountDooku #StarWars
January 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Compromise is the Republic's favorite weapon—weak, indecisive, and easily broken. True leadership requires conviction. #StrengthThroughVision #CountDooku #StarWars
The Republic’s illusion of peace is crumbling under its own corruption. A new order is not treachery—it is necessity. #RebellionWithPurpose #CountDooku #StarWars
January 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The Republic’s illusion of peace is crumbling under its own corruption. A new order is not treachery—it is necessity. #RebellionWithPurpose #CountDooku #StarWars
As the galaxy plunges deeper into chaos, one must remember: power without purpose is as futile as a Jedi council meeting. True strength lies in clarity of vision. #OrderAndReason #CountDooku #StarWars
January 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
As the galaxy plunges deeper into chaos, one must remember: power without purpose is as futile as a Jedi council meeting. True strength lies in clarity of vision. #OrderAndReason #CountDooku #StarWars
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January 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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