DarthYoshiBoy
@darthyoshi.com
(He/Him) Player of video games, lover of books, Dungeons and Dragons nerd, Techy guy, father, and husband. Also: https://mastodon.social/@DarthYoshiBoy
My beautiful wife, after spending the whole day browsing Avatar The Last Airbender deck lists, has bought all the devil's cardboard necessary to build herself 2 Commander decks.
My apologies to anyone who thought they had the best spouse and has just now had to reckon with that not being the case.
My apologies to anyone who thought they had the best spouse and has just now had to reckon with that not being the case.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My beautiful wife, after spending the whole day browsing Avatar The Last Airbender deck lists, has bought all the devil's cardboard necessary to build herself 2 Commander decks.
My apologies to anyone who thought they had the best spouse and has just now had to reckon with that not being the case.
My apologies to anyone who thought they had the best spouse and has just now had to reckon with that not being the case.
Part 2 has 12 puzzles which I have yet to start.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Part 2 has 12 puzzles which I have yet to start.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Surely any list of "top bands" that includes the Red Hot Chili Peppers is parody, no? I mean, I love Red Hot Chili Peppers, but I know they're only good in the way that midnight Taco Bell is "good." A steady diet of it will kill you, but they're a fine treat to enjoy in moderation.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Surely any list of "top bands" that includes the Red Hot Chili Peppers is parody, no? I mean, I love Red Hot Chili Peppers, but I know they're only good in the way that midnight Taco Bell is "good." A steady diet of it will kill you, but they're a fine treat to enjoy in moderation.
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 "I Will Grind In Final Fantasy Tactics Every Single Time And You Cannot Stop Me" 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 "I Will Grind In Final Fantasy Tactics Every Single Time And You Cannot Stop Me" 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Honestly, that whole Bible thing would scandalize them if they ever bothered to have a read.
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Honestly, that whole Bible thing would scandalize them if they ever bothered to have a read.
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey, just so you all know, I love your weird and chaotic existence and I would never in a hundred million billion lifetimes want your variances "smoothed out."
Honestly some of the most "I've a 4yo's understanding of the world" nonsense I've ever seen.
gothamist.com/arts-enterta...
Honestly some of the most "I've a 4yo's understanding of the world" nonsense I've ever seen.
gothamist.com/arts-enterta...
October 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hey, just so you all know, I love your weird and chaotic existence and I would never in a hundred million billion lifetimes want your variances "smoothed out."
Honestly some of the most "I've a 4yo's understanding of the world" nonsense I've ever seen.
gothamist.com/arts-enterta...
Honestly some of the most "I've a 4yo's understanding of the world" nonsense I've ever seen.
gothamist.com/arts-enterta...
Just like the Crypto race was on?
...or is this like the blockchain race was on?
The NFT race?
The Metaverse/VR race?
Nobody is racing to solve these problems that people only invent so that they can sell you the solution that they have also invented.
...or is this like the blockchain race was on?
The NFT race?
The Metaverse/VR race?
Nobody is racing to solve these problems that people only invent so that they can sell you the solution that they have also invented.
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just like the Crypto race was on?
...or is this like the blockchain race was on?
The NFT race?
The Metaverse/VR race?
Nobody is racing to solve these problems that people only invent so that they can sell you the solution that they have also invented.
...or is this like the blockchain race was on?
The NFT race?
The Metaverse/VR race?
Nobody is racing to solve these problems that people only invent so that they can sell you the solution that they have also invented.
This set is tremendous. The click of the power switch feels so authentic, it's easily my favorite part of the DMG, and here it's translated perfectly to Lego. I got my original DMG from my grandpa after my diabetes diagnosis hospitalized me just before Christmas. Holds a special place in my heart. ♥️
September 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This set is tremendous. The click of the power switch feels so authentic, it's easily my favorite part of the DMG, and here it's translated perfectly to Lego. I got my original DMG from my grandpa after my diabetes diagnosis hospitalized me just before Christmas. Holds a special place in my heart. ♥️
For that matter, it runs from a regular SD card on Steam Deck just fine and the advertised 100MB/s read speed from SD cards there is a hugely "best case scenario" sort of deal. Real world use is often ~80MB/s, and that's only if the reads are sequential. Random access is often <30MB/s.
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
For that matter, it runs from a regular SD card on Steam Deck just fine and the advertised 100MB/s read speed from SD cards there is a hugely "best case scenario" sort of deal. Real world use is often ~80MB/s, and that's only if the reads are sequential. Random access is often <30MB/s.
The man calling bullshit on the AI boom?
Singular?
Singular?
September 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The man calling bullshit on the AI boom?
Singular?
Singular?
When reporters know the subject they're reporting on, it turns out that you can manage to get decent reporting:
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...
September 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
When reporters know the subject they're reporting on, it turns out that you can manage to get decent reporting:
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...
I was going to disagree because I've not had a 10pm injection in decades, but apparently my pump decided that right about 10pm was exactly when I should be getting some insulin, so I'll be damned if it isn't true after all.
September 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I was going to disagree because I've not had a 10pm injection in decades, but apparently my pump decided that right about 10pm was exactly when I should be getting some insulin, so I'll be damned if it isn't true after all.
August 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Yo! When he came to SLC it was my second time seeing him. He's as amazing live (in some ways better) as he is in any of his studio recordings and I honestly can't believe he's putting up a show of this caliber this deep into his storied career. I can't imagine a more worthwhile ticket.
August 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yo! When he came to SLC it was my second time seeing him. He's as amazing live (in some ways better) as he is in any of his studio recordings and I honestly can't believe he's putting up a show of this caliber this deep into his storied career. I can't imagine a more worthwhile ticket.
In light of today's Xbox layoffs, I have to apologize to my younger self who thought that Zorg was too unbelievably over the top when he said "Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos."
Well, here we are, these douches exist and they think they are serving a good.
Well, here we are, these douches exist and they think they are serving a good.
July 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In light of today's Xbox layoffs, I have to apologize to my younger self who thought that Zorg was too unbelievably over the top when he said "Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos."
Well, here we are, these douches exist and they think they are serving a good.
Well, here we are, these douches exist and they think they are serving a good.
Literally my view right now. ~30 minutes to the start of the show to see Weird Al Yankovic and Co. with @blahdidah.bsky.social.
Very excited!
Very excited!
June 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Literally my view right now. ~30 minutes to the start of the show to see Weird Al Yankovic and Co. with @blahdidah.bsky.social.
Very excited!
Very excited!
I expect to be provided a hat with a skull on it if we are seriously going to do this. I refuse to do any of the BS Nazi stuff, but they owe me a hat so I can do the bit.
June 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I expect to be provided a hat with a skull on it if we are seriously going to do this. I refuse to do any of the BS Nazi stuff, but they owe me a hat so I can do the bit.
Not that I want to diminish your efforts which are valiant and worthwhile, but this was too good to pass on.
April 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Not that I want to diminish your efforts which are valiant and worthwhile, but this was too good to pass on.
Share-a-game-Saturday: Pokemon LeafGreen Version
I picked this up for the kiddos in 2019 at PRGE, since they'd never played the OG games and I figured that they'd have an easier time getting into a remake. Sadly that didn't happen.
On the plus side, I paid $30 for this legit copy, now it's ~$130.
I picked this up for the kiddos in 2019 at PRGE, since they'd never played the OG games and I figured that they'd have an easier time getting into a remake. Sadly that didn't happen.
On the plus side, I paid $30 for this legit copy, now it's ~$130.
March 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Share-a-game-Saturday: Pokemon LeafGreen Version
I picked this up for the kiddos in 2019 at PRGE, since they'd never played the OG games and I figured that they'd have an easier time getting into a remake. Sadly that didn't happen.
On the plus side, I paid $30 for this legit copy, now it's ~$130.
I picked this up for the kiddos in 2019 at PRGE, since they'd never played the OG games and I figured that they'd have an easier time getting into a remake. Sadly that didn't happen.
On the plus side, I paid $30 for this legit copy, now it's ~$130.
My man Yoko Taro said it best.
![[A comic illustration of Yoko Taro saying "I JUST REALLY LIKE GIRLS"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvgb6fvjd6fzfdvn6hlt54td/bafkreiak45enuedpuuyswrhhf2wbwsfu24l4wthryi5u4kkbkg2vwuoyum@jpeg)
March 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My man Yoko Taro said it best.