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Daryl Turnbull
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Failed optimist turned cynic. Sniping from the sidelines. All views entirely heretical. Get Tae Falkirk,......
Sorry folks, it's me that broke the Channel Tunnel.......
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
New for 2026- can someone somewhere possibly furnish Melania with a ride?......
December 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Mobeen Azhar- a Prince among men........
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Give me chlorinated chicken or give me death.......
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Seems that Lucy Connolly now thinks people should go to prison for social media posts
December 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The New Years honours list can go fuck itself Marianne Faithfull would have said.......
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"Kiss me Hardy".........
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's the Bernie Clifton Suspension Bridge folks......
December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The Trump Kennedy Center announces permanent residences for Roseanne Barr, Kid Rock and the ghost of Hulk Hogan.......
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A car can't take out Anthony Joshua, far less that bearded tit Jake Paul.......
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A tough love family intervention is urgently required for Liz Truss.......
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That bizarre time between Christmas and New Year when you barely know what bloody day it is.......
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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He says this with Zelenskyy standing a few feet away. The fact Zelenskyy didn't walk over and slap him in the face should automatically put him in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize.
December 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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These people are deeply unhappy and miserable.

I don't think we say that enough.

It's not about bacon. It's about their own lack of self worth
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Zelensky can negotiate with Trumpty Dumpty til he's blue in the face - Putin has fuck all intentions of ending his invasion.......
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Au revoir Bardot......
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Our outre future......
December 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Mani Chester Evening Fuckin News........
December 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Thar be life in the old dog Jimmy White yet......
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wonder when Morrissey will have his hissy fit with Sire records- before or after the album comes out?........
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The Trump class Battleship - fully endorsed by a five time draft dodger.......
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ex Tesco feral shopping trolley on tour.......
December 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Marilyn Monroe photoshoot 1958 ( yes really).......
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Amidst the genocidal ruins of Gaza, doctors attend a graduation ceremony outside the razed al shifa hospital. Incredible spirit.......
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
As the carnivorous balloon descended, Joe Strummer recoiled in terror.......
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM