Jarhead Pinknose
@das-gooch.bsky.social
play here because it means elon musk dies a little. I’d rather get 5 likes laughing at my post than 1000 “serious” likes. ALL BLUE. 90s boy. history teacher. LGBTQ+ ally. Father of 2 All I want is to wear t-shirts, cargo shorts and Air Force 1s all day.
Don't worry this new MTG won't last long...I remember when Lauren Boebert said something I agreed with once...it was trippy
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Don't worry this new MTG won't last long...I remember when Lauren Boebert said something I agreed with once...it was trippy
But they look so beat-upable
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
But they look so beat-upable
Half the world is full of "not good guys". If it wasn't, we wouldn't have elected this guy in the first place. We would've elected "weird Al"...and all would be right with the world. This stupid stupid world.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Half the world is full of "not good guys". If it wasn't, we wouldn't have elected this guy in the first place. We would've elected "weird Al"...and all would be right with the world. This stupid stupid world.
There's as likely to be a boycott of the World Cup as there is to be a boycott of breathing air. No one is gonna care enough about this to risk upsetting the World Cup. In fact there will be little to nothing done. We didn't care about Iraq and there were far LESS distractions back then!
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
There's as likely to be a boycott of the World Cup as there is to be a boycott of breathing air. No one is gonna care enough about this to risk upsetting the World Cup. In fact there will be little to nothing done. We didn't care about Iraq and there were far LESS distractions back then!
I once smoked weed illegally in collage like 20 years ago...wanna bomb and extract me from my home next?
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I once smoked weed illegally in collage like 20 years ago...wanna bomb and extract me from my home next?
A WOMAN president?! How absurd. Leave the "very nice ladies" where they belong I guess...stealing peace prizes from hard working Americans who CLEARLY deserved it more. USA USA...usa...yay.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
A WOMAN president?! How absurd. Leave the "very nice ladies" where they belong I guess...stealing peace prizes from hard working Americans who CLEARLY deserved it more. USA USA...usa...yay.
Maduro will just have to pay the 6 million dollar "get out of jail" fee like the rest of us. No special favors.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Maduro will just have to pay the 6 million dollar "get out of jail" fee like the rest of us. No special favors.
Pretty sure the whole "good Christian" thing set sail when a good many were first faced with THAT choice. Suddenly the King James Bible became "hey you do unto others...ehhhhh just not as I do"
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Pretty sure the whole "good Christian" thing set sail when a good many were first faced with THAT choice. Suddenly the King James Bible became "hey you do unto others...ehhhhh just not as I do"
Pretty sure pornhub isn't supporting Trump.
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Pretty sure pornhub isn't supporting Trump.
Well he beat me, I can't tell
The difference between Stephen miller and a hyena on my best days
The difference between Stephen miller and a hyena on my best days
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Well he beat me, I can't tell
The difference between Stephen miller and a hyena on my best days
The difference between Stephen miller and a hyena on my best days
Is it weird, or just sad that I saw this, didn't even feign shock, shrugged and just moved on and forgot about it until now because, at this point it's not even the worst thing he's done today....it's weird huh?
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Is it weird, or just sad that I saw this, didn't even feign shock, shrugged and just moved on and forgot about it until now because, at this point it's not even the worst thing he's done today....it's weird huh?
"I see an elephant!" "Thats another 100 for you!"
"Three in a row!"
"Three in a row!"
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"I see an elephant!" "Thats another 100 for you!"
"Three in a row!"
"Three in a row!"
I'm going to honor those words...time for me to turn a new leaf and start a hatin'!! Let's start with the trannies!
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm going to honor those words...time for me to turn a new leaf and start a hatin'!! Let's start with the trannies!
I'll give it a thought...then I'll move on
September 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'll give it a thought...then I'll move on
the thought of such a bill made me smile...
September 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the thought of such a bill made me smile...
A couple of thoughts and prayers?
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
A couple of thoughts and prayers?
Calling this "political violence" is giving that Charlie Kirk WAY to much credit
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Calling this "political violence" is giving that Charlie Kirk WAY to much credit
Nothing better than political insight from the guy who eats and reviews pizza all day and owns a website written by and for the lowest common denominators
September 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Nothing better than political insight from the guy who eats and reviews pizza all day and owns a website written by and for the lowest common denominators
Maybe we had it all wrong... he actually just liked people who could whistle a tune and his reputation just got carried away
July 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Maybe we had it all wrong... he actually just liked people who could whistle a tune and his reputation just got carried away
Just write "I temporarily agree with nick fuentea" I think that's the proper English anyways
July 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just write "I temporarily agree with nick fuentea" I think that's the proper English anyways