Dascylus
@dascylus.bsky.social
Part-time caregiver, full-time Corgi Dad. Sometimes a WoL, Vtuber enjoyer, and just living with ADHD searching for that next hyper fixation.
I would've lost it if it said "inflation"🤣
January 23, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I would've lost it if it said "inflation"🤣
The biggest concern might end up being permanent damage to the nail bed.
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 AM
The biggest concern might end up being permanent damage to the nail bed.
If she chillin, I don't wanna ruin the vibe by pullin her back to reality.
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If she chillin, I don't wanna ruin the vibe by pullin her back to reality.
I may not show up much, but every time I stop by, you're always a delight.
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I may not show up much, but every time I stop by, you're always a delight.
I probably wouldn't know those were a thing if it weren't for one of the Doctor Who Christmas specials lol
December 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I probably wouldn't know those were a thing if it weren't for one of the Doctor Who Christmas specials lol
All I need to hear is "manosphere" to know he's a completely unbearable tool.
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
All I need to hear is "manosphere" to know he's a completely unbearable tool.
Me already missing the subathon times and getting this treat in my social feed 😁
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Me already missing the subathon times and getting this treat in my social feed 😁
Neither ChatGPT nor Grok can give you treats, so owner is always best source.
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Neither ChatGPT nor Grok can give you treats, so owner is always best source.
Even Bluesky can't handle the horchata cannons, I guess.
August 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Even Bluesky can't handle the horchata cannons, I guess.
Been waiting 6 years for the Katana Zero DLC. I like it when devs aren't being rushed by pushy publishers.
August 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Been waiting 6 years for the Katana Zero DLC. I like it when devs aren't being rushed by pushy publishers.
That spaghetti doesn't taste like spaghetti....
August 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That spaghetti doesn't taste like spaghetti....
Happy Spoopyween indeed :3
August 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Happy Spoopyween indeed :3
I had to buy UV protective clothing for when I go out. I feel like a dingus, but I'd feel even worse if I had to use an umbrella with no rain 🫠 I don't have the energy to tell everyone I burn easily amd sunscreen doesn't work😫
August 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I had to buy UV protective clothing for when I go out. I feel like a dingus, but I'd feel even worse if I had to use an umbrella with no rain 🫠 I don't have the energy to tell everyone I burn easily amd sunscreen doesn't work😫
Never thought I'd be wishing I were a sharkman 🤣
August 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Never thought I'd be wishing I were a sharkman 🤣
The perfect woman doesn't exi- 👀
August 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The perfect woman doesn't exi- 👀
Horchata do be delicious 🤤
July 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Horchata do be delicious 🤤
Girl, you're making me want horchata.
July 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Girl, you're making me want horchata.
Time to digitize yourself and infect everyone's Steam library!
July 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Time to digitize yourself and infect everyone's Steam library!
I was like "who tf is Laga Dyga?"
July 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I was like "who tf is Laga Dyga?"
Definitely someone who missed the "I'm in a loving and committed relationship" memo if not all of the above.
July 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Definitely someone who missed the "I'm in a loving and committed relationship" memo if not all of the above.
Playing Umamusume at 3am is such a vibe I identify with 🫠
July 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Playing Umamusume at 3am is such a vibe I identify with 🫠
I honestly still think it's wild running into one of the village doomsayers at the grocery store. Like smh, someone actually let them out of the home?
July 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I honestly still think it's wild running into one of the village doomsayers at the grocery store. Like smh, someone actually let them out of the home?
Ngl, I thought that said "I'll now take 7 of you horn dogs"🫠
June 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ngl, I thought that said "I'll now take 7 of you horn dogs"🫠