Need a plug in to switch tabs fast enough to give a semblance of life like motion.

Also I'll bet you a dollar the penny arcades paid them to put that in the paper.

Girl: What did you do in the trade war daddy?
Dad: I smuggled microwaves across the Canadian border.
Boy: Legend.

My progressive president of my lifetime.

I tried match dot com after my divorce in the late 90's. It tried to match me with my ex-wife.

There is a good study that shows the shingles vaccine reduces rates of dementia by 20%.

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

I got shingles when I was 17. My GF got it on the side of her face. You can get it in your eyes that's really bad.

For at least ten years I've been thinking what I want is a secure keyboard that signs each keypress.

I've tried to explain how broken all this stuff is to people and they don't get it. Your editor doesn't know what a paragraph is or a function is. It can only guess by trying to parse the document.

So yeah my experience being able to edit structured documents is wonderful.

Your essay reminds me of Wordstar 6 (I think 6 not 5).

it thought of the document as blocks of text with formatting applied. I switches to word perfect for a while and it was complete opposite. Formatting tags mixed in with test. Word I think just tries to hide it's broken document model from you.