The Boron Sheikh
@dasfuller.bsky.social
Former planetary scientist, now software engineer and all-around funny guy. Got two kids, two cats, and one saucy wife. Baltimore. 🇺🇸🇮🇷
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The Boron Sheikh
@dasfuller.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Theeeeeeeese motherfuckers.
Making an acquaintance with the new house’s resident birds.
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Making an acquaintance with the new house’s resident birds.
The Sun is about to moon us.
Wow, a large, transequatorial coronal hole is about to face Earth. This coronal hole is sending fast solar wind into space. This solar wind stream may start affecting Earth as soon as this weekend, and minor geomagnetic storming is possible. Stay tuned for more updates on this feature...
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The Sun is about to moon us.
At the very least, put Keith Hernandez into the Hall for his announcing.
⚾💥 12 August 2025 💥⚾
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Justin Hagenman (R) - New York Mets
Batter: Nacho Alvarez Jr. (R) - Atlanta Braves
The Play: 1-0, 1 out, top of 8th, Mets up 13-5
The Pitch: 87.8 mph sinker
Final: New York Mets won 13-5 in 9 innings.
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Justin Hagenman (R) - New York Mets
Batter: Nacho Alvarez Jr. (R) - Atlanta Braves
The Play: 1-0, 1 out, top of 8th, Mets up 13-5
The Pitch: 87.8 mph sinker
Final: New York Mets won 13-5 in 9 innings.
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
At the very least, put Keith Hernandez into the Hall for his announcing.
Reposted by The Boron Sheikh
🇬🇧🇮🇷 Britain temporarily closes the embassy in Tehran and calls on its citizens to leave Israel.
🇪🇸🇮🇷 Spain also calls on its citizens to leave Iran.
Western report: Several B52 strategic bombers have already been loaded with cruise
🇪🇸🇮🇷 Spain also calls on its citizens to leave Iran.
Western report: Several B52 strategic bombers have already been loaded with cruise
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
🇬🇧🇮🇷 Britain temporarily closes the embassy in Tehran and calls on its citizens to leave Israel.
🇪🇸🇮🇷 Spain also calls on its citizens to leave Iran.
Western report: Several B52 strategic bombers have already been loaded with cruise
🇪🇸🇮🇷 Spain also calls on its citizens to leave Iran.
Western report: Several B52 strategic bombers have already been loaded with cruise
This fucking guy
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
This fucking guy
Everything Aaron Rodgers touches turns to shit.
Mike Tomlin and the Pittsburgh Steelers are separating after 19 seasons, sources tell @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Everything Aaron Rodgers touches turns to shit.
It’s like when a coworker rips a fat smelly one at lunch: everybody avoids eye contact and acts like it’s not a shitty situation.
⚾💥 15 August 2025 💥⚾
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Randy Rodríguez (R) - San Francisco Giants
Batter: Nick Fortes (R) - Tampa Bay Rays
The Play: 3-2, 0 outs, top of 9th, tied at 6-6
The Pitch: 80.7 mph slider
Final: Tampa Bay Rays won 7-6 in 9 innings.
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Randy Rodríguez (R) - San Francisco Giants
Batter: Nick Fortes (R) - Tampa Bay Rays
The Play: 3-2, 0 outs, top of 9th, tied at 6-6
The Pitch: 80.7 mph slider
Final: Tampa Bay Rays won 7-6 in 9 innings.
January 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It’s like when a coworker rips a fat smelly one at lunch: everybody avoids eye contact and acts like it’s not a shitty situation.
IT IS THE 4TH QUARTER AND THE SCORE IS 10-6.
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
IT IS THE 4TH QUARTER AND THE SCORE IS 10-6.
I don’t know Red Sox pitchers, but Whitlock looked like he was stressed out after hitting Ramírez. Like he’s staring down the barrel of a trip back down to triple-A.
⚾💥 17 August 2025 💥⚾
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Garrett Whitlock (R) - Boston Red Sox
Batter: Agustín Ramírez (R) - Miami Marlins
The Play: 2-0, 1 out, top of 8th, Red Sox up 3-1
The Pitch: 90.6 mph sinker
Final: Miami Marlins won 5-3 in 9 innings.
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Garrett Whitlock (R) - Boston Red Sox
Batter: Agustín Ramírez (R) - Miami Marlins
The Play: 2-0, 1 out, top of 8th, Red Sox up 3-1
The Pitch: 90.6 mph sinker
Final: Miami Marlins won 5-3 in 9 innings.
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I don’t know Red Sox pitchers, but Whitlock looked like he was stressed out after hitting Ramírez. Like he’s staring down the barrel of a trip back down to triple-A.
Swans are the Miles Davises of birds.
January 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Swans are the Miles Davises of birds.
Bitches be back on their shit.
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Bitches be back on their shit.
Real fucking cute, Audible.
January 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Real fucking cute, Audible.
Fuck yeah, another 2017 Astros alum getting plunked hard. Love to see it.
⚾💥 19 August 2025 💥⚾
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Mitch Keller (R) - Pittsburgh Pirates
Batter: George Springer (R) - Toronto Blue Jays
The Play: 2-1, 0 outs, top of 1st, tied at 0-0
The Pitch: 88.1 mph sinker
Final: Toronto Blue Jays won 7-3 in 9 innings.
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Mitch Keller (R) - Pittsburgh Pirates
Batter: George Springer (R) - Toronto Blue Jays
The Play: 2-1, 0 outs, top of 1st, tied at 0-0
The Pitch: 88.1 mph sinker
Final: Toronto Blue Jays won 7-3 in 9 innings.
January 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Fuck yeah, another 2017 Astros alum getting plunked hard. Love to see it.
Maybe lay off the pine tar, buddy.
⚾💥 20 August 2025 💥⚾
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Framber Valdez (L) - Houston Astros
Batter: Jahmai Jones (R) - Detroit Tigers
The Play: 3-2, 0 outs, bottom of 4th, Tigers up 7-2
The Pitch: 76.8 mph curveball
Final: Detroit Tigers won 7-2 in 9 innings.
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Framber Valdez (L) - Houston Astros
Batter: Jahmai Jones (R) - Detroit Tigers
The Play: 3-2, 0 outs, bottom of 4th, Tigers up 7-2
The Pitch: 76.8 mph curveball
Final: Detroit Tigers won 7-2 in 9 innings.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Maybe lay off the pine tar, buddy.
This postgame interview with Caleb Williams is the sound of one hand clapping.
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
This postgame interview with Caleb Williams is the sound of one hand clapping.
The Bears…won?
a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
ALT: a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
The Bears…won?
“Forget about the clock. Just take the lead when you can.”
— ancient Persian proverb
— ancient Persian proverb
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“Forget about the clock. Just take the lead when you can.”
— ancient Persian proverb
— ancient Persian proverb
I see this headline every time a mass wave of protests break out in Iran, but this time it really does feel different.
January 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I see this headline every time a mass wave of protests break out in Iran, but this time it really does feel different.
“Programs which become so complex (either by themselves, e.g. learning programs, or by virtue of the author's poor documentation and debugging habits) that the author himself loses track, obviously have the highest IQ's.”
An article about artificial intelligence by Joseph Weizenbaum from *1962*.
An article about artificial intelligence by Joseph Weizenbaum from *1962*.
ebiquity.umbc.edu
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
“Programs which become so complex (either by themselves, e.g. learning programs, or by virtue of the author's poor documentation and debugging habits) that the author himself loses track, obviously have the highest IQ's.”
An article about artificial intelligence by Joseph Weizenbaum from *1962*.
An article about artificial intelligence by Joseph Weizenbaum from *1962*.
I swear I thought this was The Onion, but no!! It’s real!!
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
www.huffpost.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I swear I thought this was The Onion, but no!! It’s real!!
Reposted by The Boron Sheikh
On Jan 9 (19 Dey), protesters turned the streets into a celebration of courage, dancing and reclaiming their joy despite the crackdown. 👊🦁🇮🇷
#IranProtests #Tehran #19Dey #IranRevolution #Freedom #FreeIran #Iran
#IranProtests #Tehran #19Dey #IranRevolution #Freedom #FreeIran #Iran
January 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
On Jan 9 (19 Dey), protesters turned the streets into a celebration of courage, dancing and reclaiming their joy despite the crackdown. 👊🦁🇮🇷
#IranProtests #Tehran #19Dey #IranRevolution #Freedom #FreeIran #Iran
#IranProtests #Tehran #19Dey #IranRevolution #Freedom #FreeIran #Iran
Reposted by The Boron Sheikh
Islamkritische Iraner haben die die Al-Rasool-Moschee in Teheran angezündet und rufen "Iran"
#IranProtests
#IranRevolution
#IranProtests
#IranRevolution
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Islamkritische Iraner haben die die Al-Rasool-Moschee in Teheran angezündet und rufen "Iran"
#IranProtests
#IranRevolution
#IranProtests
#IranRevolution
Looked like the batter was having dark thoughts about the pitcher for a second there.
⚾💥 25 August 2025 💥⚾
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Brock Burke (L) - Los Angeles Angels
Batter: Josh Smith (L) - Texas Rangers
The Play: 3-2, 2 outs, bottom of 8th, Angels up 3-0
The Pitch: 94.2 mph four-seam fastball
Final: Los Angeles Angels won 4-0 in 9 innings.
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Brock Burke (L) - Los Angeles Angels
Batter: Josh Smith (L) - Texas Rangers
The Play: 3-2, 2 outs, bottom of 8th, Angels up 3-0
The Pitch: 94.2 mph four-seam fastball
Final: Los Angeles Angels won 4-0 in 9 innings.
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Looked like the batter was having dark thoughts about the pitcher for a second there.