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What's the over under on how fast Schumer will fold this time?
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
What's the over under on how fast Schumer will fold this time?
Same, except it's draining the whole charge on an electric duster to blow out my computer case until it begs for mercy. And my tower fans.
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Same, except it's draining the whole charge on an electric duster to blow out my computer case until it begs for mercy. And my tower fans.
But maybe my kid brain converted him into a real tiger to understand the joke?
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
But maybe my kid brain converted him into a real tiger to understand the joke?
I swear there was one where he was imagining himself as a real prowling tiger and at the end it cut to him as a toy attacking Calvin.
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I swear there was one where he was imagining himself as a real prowling tiger and at the end it cut to him as a toy attacking Calvin.
Is it like when you spend an hour at the grocery store, and then you're tired so you get fast food?
February 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Is it like when you spend an hour at the grocery store, and then you're tired so you get fast food?
We're already seeing it with all the issues Microslop has had since they started requiring engineers to vibe code. I mean, they broke freaking Notepad. Sadly, all the AI based malware is superior to what is coming out of the slop farms.
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
We're already seeing it with all the issues Microslop has had since they started requiring engineers to vibe code. I mean, they broke freaking Notepad. Sadly, all the AI based malware is superior to what is coming out of the slop farms.
Nobody is surprised
January 30, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Nobody is surprised
Leopards love faces.
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Leopards love faces.
Like the baseball team?
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Like the baseball team?
Wait, was it about smashing two things together loudly, or something explodes? What kind of bang is it.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Wait, was it about smashing two things together loudly, or something explodes? What kind of bang is it.
I had to cut back on caffeine. Turns out my limit is lower than 40oz of coffee a day. Sucks being over 40.
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I had to cut back on caffeine. Turns out my limit is lower than 40oz of coffee a day. Sucks being over 40.
I think my favorite response to this was to point out that temperature comfort is as personal as music taste. It's 12 degrees Celsius here right now in Arizona, and I am miserable. But that's spring for a bunch of people.
January 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I think my favorite response to this was to point out that temperature comfort is as personal as music taste. It's 12 degrees Celsius here right now in Arizona, and I am miserable. But that's spring for a bunch of people.
And then Schumer went ahead and folded with the promise from the other side that they will maybe, eventually consider thinking about it.
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
And then Schumer went ahead and folded with the promise from the other side that they will maybe, eventually consider thinking about it.
I'd like to not be constantly subject to price increases by APS no matter how many times I vote people into the Arizona Corporation Commission that say they will oppose them. Then it turns out they are former APS employees. Kinda like the Az blm people who end up being realtors.
January 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I'd like to not be constantly subject to price increases by APS no matter how many times I vote people into the Arizona Corporation Commission that say they will oppose them. Then it turns out they are former APS employees. Kinda like the Az blm people who end up being realtors.
I never understood why the party obstesibly of small government and independence preferred being chained to the gas pump over living off the grid. My conservative family can never seem to explain despite repeatedly saying they would prefer to live in the middle of nowhere.
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I never understood why the party obstesibly of small government and independence preferred being chained to the gas pump over living off the grid. My conservative family can never seem to explain despite repeatedly saying they would prefer to live in the middle of nowhere.
I sent this to a friend, and he replied "who implemented the incel engineers idea?".
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I sent this to a friend, and he replied "who implemented the incel engineers idea?".
You know, it could be. I have seen pictures of the new, bigger than mine data centers with enormous parking lots. Which doesn't make sense when I also read they will have fewer than 75 employees.
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
You know, it could be. I have seen pictures of the new, bigger than mine data centers with enormous parking lots. Which doesn't make sense when I also read they will have fewer than 75 employees.
The idea that these create jobs is a joke. They built a data center next to my office 15 years ago. There's about 100 parking spaces around the building, but on any day, there's less then 8 cars.
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The idea that these create jobs is a joke. They built a data center next to my office 15 years ago. There's about 100 parking spaces around the building, but on any day, there's less then 8 cars.
What a weird thing to ask for legal assistance for. Presumably "nobody gives a shit" means the VA already told him to go pound sand. Why would they care if you got a lawyer to help complain? I mean, wouldn't a court just dismiss it for lack of standing or something?
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What a weird thing to ask for legal assistance for. Presumably "nobody gives a shit" means the VA already told him to go pound sand. Why would they care if you got a lawyer to help complain? I mean, wouldn't a court just dismiss it for lack of standing or something?
Not to be a barracks lawyer, but what is his 100% for? There's lots of reasons other than the two the grandfather mentioned. Considering the lengthy process you have to go through, it's probably legit.
December 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Not to be a barracks lawyer, but what is his 100% for? There's lots of reasons other than the two the grandfather mentioned. Considering the lengthy process you have to go through, it's probably legit.
The brand new McDonald's near me is chronically under staffed causing more than one case of food poisoning in my house and the dreaded "they forgot " some parts of my order. Do, I kinda hate them right now.
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The brand new McDonald's near me is chronically under staffed causing more than one case of food poisoning in my house and the dreaded "they forgot " some parts of my order. Do, I kinda hate them right now.
Honestly, that makes a lot of sense. I have heard so many opinions about it, I think I started to lose sight of that fact.
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Honestly, that makes a lot of sense. I have heard so many opinions about it, I think I started to lose sight of that fact.
What if they actually do replace the placeholders with paid for art before 1.0?
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What if they actually do replace the placeholders with paid for art before 1.0?
I can see how you would think we are running out of new ideas if you thought new ideas came out of places like private equity, Hollywood, and Microsoft.
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I can see how you would think we are running out of new ideas if you thought new ideas came out of places like private equity, Hollywood, and Microsoft.
The first indie game I was ever exposed to was Starships Unlimited and Battleship Chess from the apezone website in the 90s. You literally had to buy a key from his vendor and put it into the game to unlock it all. Now he offers them free on his site. One dude coding in his free time.
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The first indie game I was ever exposed to was Starships Unlimited and Battleship Chess from the apezone website in the 90s. You literally had to buy a key from his vendor and put it into the game to unlock it all. Now he offers them free on his site. One dude coding in his free time.