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Dale Coolper
@dastardlysimp.bsky.social
35 / he/him / poly / simp / attention whore
Big stretch this morning
#nsfwsky
September 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'd probably react like this...
September 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Moisturized as fuck...wanna touch?

#nsfwsky
September 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy #monochromemonday

Heading into work, wish me luck!
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I love Metal Gear so damn much
August 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So horny this morning! Open wide and let me slide this thing in 😋
August 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I missed Friday so here’s some fat dick to make up for it
August 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Time to clean up
August 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Casting this at all my moots who need it 😛
August 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Since it's the style of the time
August 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Would you kiss my belly?

#tummytuesday
August 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
POV: I'm holding the back of your head as I'm about to cum all over your cute face
August 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Bring it on, please 😛
August 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Where I belong 😊
August 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Rinsing off 💦

You’re allowed to watch 😏
August 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sunny bush on a (semi) #softcocksaturday
August 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Got a little bit of rise and shine for you this #fcf
August 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Finally time to relax
August 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Slow mo jiggles for #wagonwednesday
August 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Take a bite or a lick 👅
August 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Of course I can’t help but stroke in the tub
August 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Long day at work so now it’s bath time
August 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Some #toesday strokes

#malefeet
August 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Tummy Tuesday Check!

Here's my sunny tummy with a hint of bush and meat 😋

#tummytuesday
August 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Soapy cake for #monochromemonday
August 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM