Joe
datamule.bsky.social
Joe
@datamule.bsky.social
The space laser's broken, the space laser's broken...
www.newsweek.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And lowering standardized test scores.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
For some, willful ignorance is almost one of the beatitudes.
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Where have you gone
Dr. Benjamin Spock
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
thehill.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Jim Wright once said that you can't build a vibrant economy delivering pizzas to one another.
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You already found what you were looking for.
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Lee Zeldin has weakened protections against toxic chemicals, say members of the MAHA movement."

I'm guessing that non-members have said the same thing, and were not surprised to say it. :(
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Bleach alternative?
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
GEORGE: Right.. the sign. (Hesitates, then makes a series of stupid gestures)

STEVEN: That's not the sign.

GEORGE: (Defensively loud) It was when I was banging!
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Given his reliance on silly nicknames, he made his own bed and now he can sleep in it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Reasonable approach to various issues: Listen to Tom Cotton and then do the opposite.

www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
US Senator Tom Cotton defends slavery remarks
Arkansas's Tom Cotton faced criticism for saying US founders viewed slavery as a 'necessary evil'.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So much for "on day one."

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!

You're always (at least) two weeks away.
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The derivative market for such assets could be called "Derisive" or maybe "Toxic Options."
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Maybe you could include a universe emoji along with a book emoji to represent the entire history of the universe, the contents otherwise too large to fit.

You (and many others) do great work with a few hundred characters.
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Four dimensional chess.

He can't even shop for groceries.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I think an example of Simpson's Paradox would cause serious injury to most of these folks.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Another example of the current administration's innovation engine.
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hundreds of millions here and hundreds of millions there, pretty soon you've saved the whole world.

slate.com/news-and-pol...
The DOJ Says Trump Has Saved 258 Million Lives. I Asked Them What That’s Based On.
“Are you ready for this, media?” No, actually!
slate.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM