Jonathan
@dataretriever.bsky.social
Lover of woodworking, motorcycling, cheese and dogs
I annoyed Bob Geldof in a hotel bar and he stormed off stroppily taking a bite out of a wax apple which didn't help calm him.
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I annoyed Bob Geldof in a hotel bar and he stormed off stroppily taking a bite out of a wax apple which didn't help calm him.
I think we've found the new poet laureate. Excellent work!
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I think we've found the new poet laureate. Excellent work!
Lovely humans, the pair of you
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Lovely humans, the pair of you
Smashing achievement! Time for a celebratory pie
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Smashing achievement! Time for a celebratory pie
Top work, Loose! I did the same in our chocolate category with a mississipi mud pie vs 5 plates of dull brownies
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Top work, Loose! I did the same in our chocolate category with a mississipi mud pie vs 5 plates of dull brownies
Well flippin done!!
October 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Well flippin done!!
Furry wally in Bluebells
July 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Furry wally in Bluebells
Perhaps they're indicating that they're only to be used in Berkshire towns Tiles R Us shops?
July 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Perhaps they're indicating that they're only to be used in Berkshire towns Tiles R Us shops?
Please share your recipe that sounds wunderbar!
July 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Please share your recipe that sounds wunderbar!
And anti Christians: Judas Escariot, possibly?
July 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
And anti Christians: Judas Escariot, possibly?
Stamping on an Amazon box to get it in the bin. Smashed tib and fib. Now have bars holding bith together and pins in ankle. Just high enough to set off airport metal detectors.
May 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Stamping on an Amazon box to get it in the bin. Smashed tib and fib. Now have bars holding bith together and pins in ankle. Just high enough to set off airport metal detectors.
Your finest punnage yet.
May 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Your finest punnage yet.
What a gorgeous girl!
May 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What a gorgeous girl!
I got fed up buying larger trousers so used that as motivation to drink water everytime I wanted to snack, it was slow but it worked and I now have a bladder capacity to rival Sherga's. 8 inches off the waist too.
April 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I got fed up buying larger trousers so used that as motivation to drink water everytime I wanted to snack, it was slow but it worked and I now have a bladder capacity to rival Sherga's. 8 inches off the waist too.
Raspberry Zucchetto? Nope, doesn't scan. I'm sorry. I'll get my coat.
April 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Raspberry Zucchetto? Nope, doesn't scan. I'm sorry. I'll get my coat.
Thats probably the easiest way
April 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Thats probably the easiest way
If you scan it on a photocopier it'll probably be a pdf which could be more difficult to edit. You might be better off taking a picture with your phone and emailing it yourself. It will be more widely compatible with whatever you want to edit it with.
April 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
If you scan it on a photocopier it'll probably be a pdf which could be more difficult to edit. You might be better off taking a picture with your phone and emailing it yourself. It will be more widely compatible with whatever you want to edit it with.
Just spat me branflakes out! Thank you for the early laugh.
April 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Just spat me branflakes out! Thank you for the early laugh.
They wait until 6 on a work day though!
April 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
They wait until 6 on a work day though!