napoleon bonaparte implies the existence of napoleon bonetogether

sometimes I'll go around saying "BG willikers" as if it's my catchphrase in order to annoy the crap out of everyone around me

is the opposite of understand A. overstand, B. undersit, or C. derstand? choose wisely

what's bigger a bazillion or a gazillion

Every time in a Mario game where Blue and Yellow Toad don't pitch in I consider it to be a moral failure on their part.

cheese is weird when you think about it like they made up a special way to make spoiled milk and now we're obsessed with it