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November 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"But she married a man!"
Miss me with that shit.
Miss me with that shit.
August 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"But she married a man!"
Miss me with that shit.
Miss me with that shit.
Back at Joyce's childhood home, Carol is being a real cunt about EVERYTHING.
You'll notice her concerns have nothing to do with the fact that Joyce was shot at. Nope it's them damn unbelievers and Lesbians.
Joyce decides to do something Un-Joyce-like.
You'll notice her concerns have nothing to do with the fact that Joyce was shot at. Nope it's them damn unbelievers and Lesbians.
Joyce decides to do something Un-Joyce-like.
August 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Back at Joyce's childhood home, Carol is being a real cunt about EVERYTHING.
You'll notice her concerns have nothing to do with the fact that Joyce was shot at. Nope it's them damn unbelievers and Lesbians.
Joyce decides to do something Un-Joyce-like.
You'll notice her concerns have nothing to do with the fact that Joyce was shot at. Nope it's them damn unbelievers and Lesbians.
Joyce decides to do something Un-Joyce-like.
If you were wondering who agreed with Toedad, yeah it's Carol.
Remember I said one of Joyce's parents would get better and one of them wouldn't. Now you know.
And what you need to know is, she will get worse.
Remember I said one of Joyce's parents would get better and one of them wouldn't. Now you know.
And what you need to know is, she will get worse.
August 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you were wondering who agreed with Toedad, yeah it's Carol.
Remember I said one of Joyce's parents would get better and one of them wouldn't. Now you know.
And what you need to know is, she will get worse.
Remember I said one of Joyce's parents would get better and one of them wouldn't. Now you know.
And what you need to know is, she will get worse.
Another touching father daughter moment for Hank and Joyce. It's interesting that he's letting Joyce see the little cracks in his "morality".
I think it's always moral to punch homophobes in the face, but I imagine Hank wanted to punch him for other reasons.
I think it's always moral to punch homophobes in the face, but I imagine Hank wanted to punch him for other reasons.
August 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Another touching father daughter moment for Hank and Joyce. It's interesting that he's letting Joyce see the little cracks in his "morality".
I think it's always moral to punch homophobes in the face, but I imagine Hank wanted to punch him for other reasons.
I think it's always moral to punch homophobes in the face, but I imagine Hank wanted to punch him for other reasons.
Yeah Ruth has decided that she can't let Mary be about that fuck shit, and so she needs Billie to move out, and also stop dating. Because Mary is using their relationship as an excuse to be transphobic.
Billie seems cool with it, so everything should be fine right? Eeeeeeeh...
Billie seems cool with it, so everything should be fine right? Eeeeeeeh...
August 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Yeah Ruth has decided that she can't let Mary be about that fuck shit, and so she needs Billie to move out, and also stop dating. Because Mary is using their relationship as an excuse to be transphobic.
Billie seems cool with it, so everything should be fine right? Eeeeeeeh...
Billie seems cool with it, so everything should be fine right? Eeeeeeeh...
Nothing more to add really. Hank is just a good dude.
-Sips drink- Oh uh no we're still watching Joyce's faith crumble. This is what the kids call building someone up before doing a fucken rug pull. But don't worry, Hank isn't the one pulling the rug.
-Sips drink- Oh uh no we're still watching Joyce's faith crumble. This is what the kids call building someone up before doing a fucken rug pull. But don't worry, Hank isn't the one pulling the rug.
August 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Nothing more to add really. Hank is just a good dude.
-Sips drink- Oh uh no we're still watching Joyce's faith crumble. This is what the kids call building someone up before doing a fucken rug pull. But don't worry, Hank isn't the one pulling the rug.
-Sips drink- Oh uh no we're still watching Joyce's faith crumble. This is what the kids call building someone up before doing a fucken rug pull. But don't worry, Hank isn't the one pulling the rug.
And to Hank's credit he embraces Becky in a hug. Her hair throws him off of course. But yeah. Hank is doing his best to be a good father, and grow with the changes in his daughter's life.
Remember when I said Joyce had two parents and they weren't that great but one of them would get better?
Remember when I said Joyce had two parents and they weren't that great but one of them would get better?
August 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
And to Hank's credit he embraces Becky in a hug. Her hair throws him off of course. But yeah. Hank is doing his best to be a good father, and grow with the changes in his daughter's life.
Remember when I said Joyce had two parents and they weren't that great but one of them would get better?
Remember when I said Joyce had two parents and they weren't that great but one of them would get better?
Yeah so there was still a lot of transphobia in the last two comment sections... so Willis took them away again for a spell. Including the gif he posted about it.
Anyway Carla gets lectured, but then strikes a devastating blow to Ruth.
Anyway Carla gets lectured, but then strikes a devastating blow to Ruth.
August 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Yeah so there was still a lot of transphobia in the last two comment sections... so Willis took them away again for a spell. Including the gif he posted about it.
Anyway Carla gets lectured, but then strikes a devastating blow to Ruth.
Anyway Carla gets lectured, but then strikes a devastating blow to Ruth.
So yeah Ruth is ready to fucking throw down until Mary says "yeah I know what you're doing with Billie" and for reasons we don't understand yet Ruth can't lose this job.
Yeah it sucks and it's messy... but Ruth has to back down. Which leaves Mary feeling like she scored a victory.
Yeah it sucks and it's messy... but Ruth has to back down. Which leaves Mary feeling like she scored a victory.
August 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
So yeah Ruth is ready to fucking throw down until Mary says "yeah I know what you're doing with Billie" and for reasons we don't understand yet Ruth can't lose this job.
Yeah it sucks and it's messy... but Ruth has to back down. Which leaves Mary feeling like she scored a victory.
Yeah it sucks and it's messy... but Ruth has to back down. Which leaves Mary feeling like she scored a victory.
Yeah that leads us to here. Mary, dumb piece of shit, Mary pulls out her transphobic card. And Ruth(less) pulls up.
And I know what you're thinking. Ah shit! Mary's gonna get some comeuppance! I wish I could say that were true.
Cause Mary might be a cunt, but she's an observant cunt.
And I know what you're thinking. Ah shit! Mary's gonna get some comeuppance! I wish I could say that were true.
Cause Mary might be a cunt, but she's an observant cunt.
August 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Yeah that leads us to here. Mary, dumb piece of shit, Mary pulls out her transphobic card. And Ruth(less) pulls up.
And I know what you're thinking. Ah shit! Mary's gonna get some comeuppance! I wish I could say that were true.
Cause Mary might be a cunt, but she's an observant cunt.
And I know what you're thinking. Ah shit! Mary's gonna get some comeuppance! I wish I could say that were true.
Cause Mary might be a cunt, but she's an observant cunt.
Yeah we're still on Joyce's faith breaking.
So after having some fun with the assignment, Dorothy tries to gently push back about traditional gender rolls, and Joyce gets uncharacteristically angry with her about it.
She's trying desperately to hold on to what she thought was true.
So after having some fun with the assignment, Dorothy tries to gently push back about traditional gender rolls, and Joyce gets uncharacteristically angry with her about it.
She's trying desperately to hold on to what she thought was true.
August 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Yeah we're still on Joyce's faith breaking.
So after having some fun with the assignment, Dorothy tries to gently push back about traditional gender rolls, and Joyce gets uncharacteristically angry with her about it.
She's trying desperately to hold on to what she thought was true.
So after having some fun with the assignment, Dorothy tries to gently push back about traditional gender rolls, and Joyce gets uncharacteristically angry with her about it.
She's trying desperately to hold on to what she thought was true.
Yeah Dorothy is Not having it. Joyce is upset (at religion) because it's a "difficult passage" or "she didn't explain it right". Dorothy points out that either way they're not husband and wife, they're both wives.
And Joyce makes an interesting statement about that. And not the one you'd expect.
And Joyce makes an interesting statement about that. And not the one you'd expect.
August 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yeah Dorothy is Not having it. Joyce is upset (at religion) because it's a "difficult passage" or "she didn't explain it right". Dorothy points out that either way they're not husband and wife, they're both wives.
And Joyce makes an interesting statement about that. And not the one you'd expect.
And Joyce makes an interesting statement about that. And not the one you'd expect.
It's time for some gender studies! Everyone breaks off into pairs to simulate a married couple. Joyce is originally paired with Joe, but he pissed her off and so now she's paired with Dorothy (after foisting Joe on Walky).
Joyce quotes Ephesians 5, which is a WOOF passage.
Joyce quotes Ephesians 5, which is a WOOF passage.
August 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's time for some gender studies! Everyone breaks off into pairs to simulate a married couple. Joyce is originally paired with Joe, but he pissed her off and so now she's paired with Dorothy (after foisting Joe on Walky).
Joyce quotes Ephesians 5, which is a WOOF passage.
Joyce quotes Ephesians 5, which is a WOOF passage.
Yeah no one is sure how to handle "new Joyce". Most people would like Classic Joyce back. Mike did point out that people had been bugging her to be "more real" and now that they got it they were complaining.
Anyway Dorothy considers having sex with Joyce to make her happy.
Anyway Dorothy considers having sex with Joyce to make her happy.
August 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yeah no one is sure how to handle "new Joyce". Most people would like Classic Joyce back. Mike did point out that people had been bugging her to be "more real" and now that they got it they were complaining.
Anyway Dorothy considers having sex with Joyce to make her happy.
Anyway Dorothy considers having sex with Joyce to make her happy.
More of the cracks in Joyce's religious foundation are starting to spread. We get to watch Joyce Brown do the five stages of grief over religion. And currently we are at ANGER.
She's mad that Becky is learning about evolution because if it's real, then everything she thought she knew? Isn't.
She's mad that Becky is learning about evolution because if it's real, then everything she thought she knew? Isn't.
August 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
More of the cracks in Joyce's religious foundation are starting to spread. We get to watch Joyce Brown do the five stages of grief over religion. And currently we are at ANGER.
She's mad that Becky is learning about evolution because if it's real, then everything she thought she knew? Isn't.
She's mad that Becky is learning about evolution because if it's real, then everything she thought she knew? Isn't.
Let's check in with our favorite Toxic Yuri couple... Awww it seems sweet! On the surface. Surely this won't go wrong.
August 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Let's check in with our favorite Toxic Yuri couple... Awww it seems sweet! On the surface. Surely this won't go wrong.
We're back home and Joyce is on the phone with her mom.
This isn't the final blow to her faith. But if Ross was taking the bricks, and smashing the glass. Then Carol is rotting the support beams.
"I'd die for you, Becky."
"I'd die for you, Joyce."
That's not what they need.
This isn't the final blow to her faith. But if Ross was taking the bricks, and smashing the glass. Then Carol is rotting the support beams.
"I'd die for you, Becky."
"I'd die for you, Joyce."
That's not what they need.
August 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We're back home and Joyce is on the phone with her mom.
This isn't the final blow to her faith. But if Ross was taking the bricks, and smashing the glass. Then Carol is rotting the support beams.
"I'd die for you, Becky."
"I'd die for you, Joyce."
That's not what they need.
This isn't the final blow to her faith. But if Ross was taking the bricks, and smashing the glass. Then Carol is rotting the support beams.
"I'd die for you, Becky."
"I'd die for you, Joyce."
That's not what they need.
Yeah Dorothy was having a LOT of feelings over the past day. About letting Joyce down. About how what if that was the last moment they had together.
And Becky might be new to this whole being gay thing, but she's sniffin stuff out for sure and calling Dorothy on it.
And Becky might be new to this whole being gay thing, but she's sniffin stuff out for sure and calling Dorothy on it.
August 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Yeah Dorothy was having a LOT of feelings over the past day. About letting Joyce down. About how what if that was the last moment they had together.
And Becky might be new to this whole being gay thing, but she's sniffin stuff out for sure and calling Dorothy on it.
And Becky might be new to this whole being gay thing, but she's sniffin stuff out for sure and calling Dorothy on it.
Dorothy is on the scene! At the hospital of course. She's worried about Joyce. And then she's REALLY worried about Joyce.
Because she knows exactly what a big deal cursing is to Joyce.
Because she knows exactly what a big deal cursing is to Joyce.
August 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Dorothy is on the scene! At the hospital of course. She's worried about Joyce. And then she's REALLY worried about Joyce.
Because she knows exactly what a big deal cursing is to Joyce.
Because she knows exactly what a big deal cursing is to Joyce.
And Joyce says it herself
"I miss home. Being home the way home used to feel. Because every time home shows up here. I like home a little less."
That's a confession of faith diminished.
"I miss home. Being home the way home used to feel. Because every time home shows up here. I like home a little less."
That's a confession of faith diminished.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
And Joyce says it herself
"I miss home. Being home the way home used to feel. Because every time home shows up here. I like home a little less."
That's a confession of faith diminished.
"I miss home. Being home the way home used to feel. Because every time home shows up here. I like home a little less."
That's a confession of faith diminished.
Gosh I don't know what else to add here other than... yep Joyce fucking Decked that dude.
I DO! Love the outfit. Classic Walkyverse Joyce outfit. Orange Shirt, Brown Vest. And somehow she summoned Walkyverse Joyce's strength to send Toedad Flying!
I DO! Love the outfit. Classic Walkyverse Joyce outfit. Orange Shirt, Brown Vest. And somehow she summoned Walkyverse Joyce's strength to send Toedad Flying!
August 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Gosh I don't know what else to add here other than... yep Joyce fucking Decked that dude.
I DO! Love the outfit. Classic Walkyverse Joyce outfit. Orange Shirt, Brown Vest. And somehow she summoned Walkyverse Joyce's strength to send Toedad Flying!
I DO! Love the outfit. Classic Walkyverse Joyce outfit. Orange Shirt, Brown Vest. And somehow she summoned Walkyverse Joyce's strength to send Toedad Flying!
No one dies. Everybody somehow comes out of this whole cluster fuck alive. Injures yes, dead no. And that's a win in my book.
Amber is lucky Sal and Joyce were there. Sal and Amber are lucky that Joyce understood counterbalancing.
But yes everyone lives. Just this once.
Amber is lucky Sal and Joyce were there. Sal and Amber are lucky that Joyce understood counterbalancing.
But yes everyone lives. Just this once.
August 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
No one dies. Everybody somehow comes out of this whole cluster fuck alive. Injures yes, dead no. And that's a win in my book.
Amber is lucky Sal and Joyce were there. Sal and Amber are lucky that Joyce understood counterbalancing.
But yes everyone lives. Just this once.
Amber is lucky Sal and Joyce were there. Sal and Amber are lucky that Joyce understood counterbalancing.
But yes everyone lives. Just this once.
This could have gone on the last post but I want to talk about the Hover text on this one.
"Act with Integrity"
Sal said someone was gonna die. In the Walkyverse Ruth DID die in a car accident to save Danny saying those words. The Fandom was worried someone was gonna die.
Who would it be?
"Act with Integrity"
Sal said someone was gonna die. In the Walkyverse Ruth DID die in a car accident to save Danny saying those words. The Fandom was worried someone was gonna die.
Who would it be?
August 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This could have gone on the last post but I want to talk about the Hover text on this one.
"Act with Integrity"
Sal said someone was gonna die. In the Walkyverse Ruth DID die in a car accident to save Danny saying those words. The Fandom was worried someone was gonna die.
Who would it be?
"Act with Integrity"
Sal said someone was gonna die. In the Walkyverse Ruth DID die in a car accident to save Danny saying those words. The Fandom was worried someone was gonna die.
Who would it be?
Becky being her own Clever Girl has had Dina's phone called to the Police this whole time. Or at least the last minute. They've heard Toe Dad's whole tirade and threat.
He of course strikes her, and threatens to kill anyone who tries to stop him. Father of the year stuff.
He of course strikes her, and threatens to kill anyone who tries to stop him. Father of the year stuff.
August 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Becky being her own Clever Girl has had Dina's phone called to the Police this whole time. Or at least the last minute. They've heard Toe Dad's whole tirade and threat.
He of course strikes her, and threatens to kill anyone who tries to stop him. Father of the year stuff.
He of course strikes her, and threatens to kill anyone who tries to stop him. Father of the year stuff.