my girlfriend said can i be the igneous to your sedentary rock and i literally cried
April 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
my girlfriend said can i be the igneous to your sedentary rock and i literally cried
my wax pen uses they/them pronouns <3
March 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
my wax pen uses they/them pronouns <3
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being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
if i died in minecraft i would drop false lashes, a preroll, and a matcha latte
March 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
if i died in minecraft i would drop false lashes, a preroll, and a matcha latte
being invited into a girls room is like going backstage
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
being invited into a girls room is like going backstage
my friend started rapping, gasped, and then stopped abruptly saying, “I’m white i can’t rap” it was the funniest shit i’ve heard all day
March 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my friend started rapping, gasped, and then stopped abruptly saying, “I’m white i can’t rap” it was the funniest shit i’ve heard all day
i need everyone to understand that paying for parking is diabolical. you want to charge me for my car to.. literally just sit there? leaches to society
March 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i need everyone to understand that paying for parking is diabolical. you want to charge me for my car to.. literally just sit there? leaches to society
i love my girlfriend and i will always be by her side. or on top of her. or underneath her. or whatever she wants really im just happy to be there
March 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i love my girlfriend and i will always be by her side. or on top of her. or underneath her. or whatever she wants really im just happy to be there
reading an ao3 jayvik fanfic during the concert intermission 🧘
March 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
reading an ao3 jayvik fanfic during the concert intermission 🧘
as an adhd bitch i feel personally discriminated against by cafes that are only open until 4
February 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
as an adhd bitch i feel personally discriminated against by cafes that are only open until 4
everybody gangster until head in the wall by ethel cain comes on
February 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
everybody gangster until head in the wall by ethel cain comes on
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The "start new tab" has done terminal damage for us ADHD mfs
February 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The "start new tab" has done terminal damage for us ADHD mfs
cant believe i intentionally did cardio today, had balanced meals, and drank the correct amount of water for my body weight. this is what being in love does to you i guess
February 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
cant believe i intentionally did cardio today, had balanced meals, and drank the correct amount of water for my body weight. this is what being in love does to you i guess
youre in her dms im teaching her how to box breathe we are NOT the same
February 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
youre in her dms im teaching her how to box breathe we are NOT the same
is it morally wrong to be an asshole to tesla drivers on the road? maybe. but life is about enjoying the little things and i giggle everytime i cut one off. i find joy in their struggle getting into my lane because i won’t let them in 🧘♀️
February 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
is it morally wrong to be an asshole to tesla drivers on the road? maybe. but life is about enjoying the little things and i giggle everytime i cut one off. i find joy in their struggle getting into my lane because i won’t let them in 🧘♀️
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"capitalism breeds innovation"
I want decent housing and little to no cost utility bills not 6 different brands of bagel.
I want decent housing and little to no cost utility bills not 6 different brands of bagel.
February 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
"capitalism breeds innovation"
I want decent housing and little to no cost utility bills not 6 different brands of bagel.
I want decent housing and little to no cost utility bills not 6 different brands of bagel.
people think third base is about sex- WRONG!! its crying about your mommy issues in front of them
February 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
people think third base is about sex- WRONG!! its crying about your mommy issues in front of them
SPOTIFY WHAT THE FUCK
January 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
SPOTIFY WHAT THE FUCK
as a man, if you tell a lesbian “you just need to find the right man” or anything adjacent to that just know, that’s a REALLY fuckin gay thing to say
January 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
as a man, if you tell a lesbian “you just need to find the right man” or anything adjacent to that just know, that’s a REALLY fuckin gay thing to say
hey *with the intention of recreating the vibes from the music video of sextape by detones*
January 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
hey *with the intention of recreating the vibes from the music video of sextape by detones*
one day i realized that 92% of my wlw “friendships” were just failed crushes and I haven’t been the same since
December 9, 2024 at 7:41 AM
one day i realized that 92% of my wlw “friendships” were just failed crushes and I haven’t been the same since
a burger wit no honey mustard a burger wit no honey mustard a burger wit no honey mustard ☹️
December 4, 2024 at 8:54 AM
a burger wit no honey mustard a burger wit no honey mustard a burger wit no honey mustard ☹️