I wish I was one of those gays with cute nails, but I hate the sensation of not having my nails trimmed as short as possible and hateeeee the sensation of having polish on my nails, especially if it chips 🤢 🤮
August 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I wish I was one of those gays with cute nails, but I hate the sensation of not having my nails trimmed as short as possible and hateeeee the sensation of having polish on my nails, especially if it chips 🤢 🤮
Pilates instructor told me I had great form :) and grandpa said my arms were looking good 😊
June 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Pilates instructor told me I had great form :) and grandpa said my arms were looking good 😊
Actually looked at my calendar to try and plan ahead and realized I have something planned for the next 8 weekends straight 🤪🥳😭😩🥴. Let’s go girls!
May 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Actually looked at my calendar to try and plan ahead and realized I have something planned for the next 8 weekends straight 🤪🥳😭😩🥴. Let’s go girls!
Hate when my dad’s side of the family asks when I’m buying a house like girl I’m not buying a house next to a toxic lakebed that is about try up in a few years diva and I cannot afford real estate here on my salary!!! 450k for a house from the 1960s bffr
April 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hate when my dad’s side of the family asks when I’m buying a house like girl I’m not buying a house next to a toxic lakebed that is about try up in a few years diva and I cannot afford real estate here on my salary!!! 450k for a house from the 1960s bffr
So my MacBook was still on Monterrey and apparently I was three versions/years behind on updates. Oopsies 😩. No wonder I kept getting popups saying my version of safari wasn’t supported 🙈.
March 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So my MacBook was still on Monterrey and apparently I was three versions/years behind on updates. Oopsies 😩. No wonder I kept getting popups saying my version of safari wasn’t supported 🙈.
The episode of Sabrina the teenage witch where she makes a clone of herself and the clone goes streaking at the Halloween party is my favorite episode 😭
March 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The episode of Sabrina the teenage witch where she makes a clone of herself and the clone goes streaking at the Halloween party is my favorite episode 😭
Today was such a wasted day at work. 4 hours of meetings but all with a weird amount of space between them that made it impossible to actually get any work done. And two hours of them was a venting session with the whole team but in a fun way
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Today was such a wasted day at work. 4 hours of meetings but all with a weird amount of space between them that made it impossible to actually get any work done. And two hours of them was a venting session with the whole team but in a fun way
The apartment belong or next to me keeps scraping something g against the floor. Or moaning really loud like a muffled ghost
February 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The apartment belong or next to me keeps scraping something g against the floor. Or moaning really loud like a muffled ghost
Each year as an adult I learn that there are so many things I actually enjoy when my stepdad isn’t there sucking the fun out of everything … for example, the superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Each year as an adult I learn that there are so many things I actually enjoy when my stepdad isn’t there sucking the fun out of everything … for example, the superbowl
Tiki cat discontinued their 10oz cans of cat food. And now I think weruva did too with their latest redesign 😥 whyyyyyyy????
January 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tiki cat discontinued their 10oz cans of cat food. And now I think weruva did too with their latest redesign 😥 whyyyyyyy????
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Had to certify my leave balances today. Used 149 hours of sick leave last year lol.
January 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Had to certify my leave balances today. Used 149 hours of sick leave last year lol.
I swear everyone else I know has some kind of cold or sickness right now
January 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I swear everyone else I know has some kind of cold or sickness right now
Now my ear is fucking hurting ugggggbbbbbbbbbhhhh
January 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Now my ear is fucking hurting ugggggbbbbbbbbbhhhh
So I called in sick because I woke up at 4am and my entire body hurt and my sore throat came back.
January 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
So I called in sick because I woke up at 4am and my entire body hurt and my sore throat came back.
I hate using pto if I’m not using it do something fun. And I feel better today. But I kind of just want to call in sick because the place we are supposed to go for work this week is a SHITSHOW.
January 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I hate using pto if I’m not using it do something fun. And I feel better today. But I kind of just want to call in sick because the place we are supposed to go for work this week is a SHITSHOW.
My supervisor scheduled my one one during the time I requested off for a dr appointment??? 😔
January 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My supervisor scheduled my one one during the time I requested off for a dr appointment??? 😔
Emails that elevate my heart rate
January 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Emails that elevate my heart rate
Anxiety is so exhausting like I just love trying to take a nap and being hit with a wave of “what if everyone secretly hates me” 😔
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Anxiety is so exhausting like I just love trying to take a nap and being hit with a wave of “what if everyone secretly hates me” 😔
Also, trying to do the elliptical while sick was a mistake. I feel so dizzy 😵💫
January 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Also, trying to do the elliptical while sick was a mistake. I feel so dizzy 😵💫
God of course I get sick the one weekend I get invited to do like 5 different things 😭
January 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
God of course I get sick the one weekend I get invited to do like 5 different things 😭
I updated my budget for this year. I increased my contribution to my 457 account by 1%. I would do more, but I’m already maxing my HSA, trying to save for a new used car, a down payment for a future townhome or condo, pay down some cc debt teehee, and my Australia adventure all at once
January 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I updated my budget for this year. I increased my contribution to my 457 account by 1%. I would do more, but I’m already maxing my HSA, trying to save for a new used car, a down payment for a future townhome or condo, pay down some cc debt teehee, and my Australia adventure all at once
I don’t understand how some people are able to get their cats so fat??? Like it’s such a struggle to get oddball and patch to keep any weight on
January 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I don’t understand how some people are able to get their cats so fat??? Like it’s such a struggle to get oddball and patch to keep any weight on
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wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
January 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
Crawling into bed after a long day but a long day in a good way is the best feeling ever like my muscles are sore in a good way, I think I might be slightly dehydrated but like in a sexy way, and my eyelids are so heavy. Any my pajamas and blankets oh so cozy
January 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Crawling into bed after a long day but a long day in a good way is the best feeling ever like my muscles are sore in a good way, I think I might be slightly dehydrated but like in a sexy way, and my eyelids are so heavy. Any my pajamas and blankets oh so cozy