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David Avallone

@davallone.bsky.social

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Writer and stuff. Comics and tv and film. The second-best dressed man in #comics. The Devil doesn't need advocates: advocate for humans, instead. He/him. All the things: https://linktr.ee/DAvallone

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 1d

Week 17: I need a haircut, I'm behind on my work, I recommend davidfwalker.bsky.social, and I confess to the Fall/Winter Blues.

All for free, but if you want to pay a little something every month, I won't say no...

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Week 17: Portrait of the Artist as a Man who needs a Haircut | David Avallone

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 28m

I probably should have tagged this on BEFORE the top post got 200+ likes instead of after, huh?

I’m not always great at internet.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 29m

New episode, with @zackquaintance.bsky.social!

Pendant Productions @pendantaudio.bsky.social · 32m

WRITERS BLOCK 130:
@davallone.bsky.social and @rylendgrant.bsky.social talk with @zackquaintance.bsky.social about his new book MACABRE VALLEY and about walking the line between creator and journalist.

Available on Apple Podcasts, iHeartRadio, Amazon Music, and more!

THE WRITERS BLOCK w/ David Avallone and Rylend Grant

Visual Arts Podcast · Pendant Productions

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 39m

Awwwww, shucks. Love you too, Erin.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 41m

Another good use of your money on prime day is, you know, supporting the authors you like directly on Patreon… (cough)

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Week 17: Portrait of the Artist as a Man who needs a Haircut | David Avallone

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 3h

I can’t remember the last time I saw a “Ballad of the Green Berets” callback. Kudos.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 3h

This is the solution to “prime day.” Nothing for Bezos. Support your local bookstores while buying online!

Buy Preeti’s books! And mine!

Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 3h

SO bookshop.org is doing free shipping and you should buy some of my books from bookshop.org <3

bookshop.org/beta-search?...

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 4h

I hadn’t thought of it, actually. But when you asked, the answer was right there.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 4h

He does, though. A cuddly fascist is still a fascist.

I love that he plays the same part in Stalag 17, but the cuddly bumbling act is revealed to be just that. An act.

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 4h

Stephen Miller. The resemblance is pretty clear.

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 4h

“Not all,” but definitely you.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 4h

I just finally clocked it.

Mike Johnson is Sgt Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes.

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 4h

Congratulations! Fantastic work!

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Willie Garvin @williegarvin.bsky.social · 16h

Question: Did you see photo evidence your boss is a pedophile?

Answer: How dare you ask me that salacious question?

There isn't a jury in the world so unsophisticated that they'd fail to notice "she didn't say 'no.'"

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 19h

Please god no.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 19h

Fred also had the same birthday as Sid Vicious, and I like to think about them both reading the same birthday horoscope in the paper.

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 20h

Is Sachs the rep for Leto? I didn’t see that name anywhere in the article.

Just the names of his many victims.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 20h

It absolutely should have been a picture of Portland in 2025.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 20h

And I would say they are very much posting a misleading picture on purpose, knowing how few will read the article.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 21h

I honestly have no idea what he's saying or asking.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 22h

I was a huge fan of Epic and Kyle Baker and I can’t believe I missed this back in the day.

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 23h

The bootlicking will continue until morale improves.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 23h

Exactly. The TOS was also not handed down on stone tablets. If you can amend a Constitution you can update a TOS to keep the creeps and Nazis off your site.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 1d

I produced a movie called Such Good People with an animated opening sequence.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 1d

A lot of books to suddenly find themselves homeless, at a terrible time for publishing.

David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 1d

I have a story in one of their books, and heard this from my editor on it. I hope someone picks up their catalog.

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