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dave-72.bsky.social
@dave-72.bsky.social
Our president was captured years ago.
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The sooner the better
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
But he is one of the few presidents who ate scum for breakfast.
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Substitute trump and it is hilarious. HO HO HO
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hi Karoline, this is your dermatologist. You know I told you if you lie too much, you will need lip filler twice a day. Please make an appointment with the receptionist. We are no longer making house calls to that dreadful place.
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Yes greed is good ronnie. Thanks for helping your country.
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It is NOT normal, quit pretending it is.We're mad as hell.
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Calling Elliot Ness...
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
trump is soliciting donors for a new rectum, because the old one can't keep up with all he has to give.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You can still watch jack, just put a blanket on your lap to hide your stiffy.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Don't be fooled by the viper behind the eyelids.
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Like an abscess that needs to be drained.
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
They are afraid the poor schmucks in the boats will testify against trump's buddies
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Impeachment is an empty gun. We are past that.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
but you can get a Phd in fake raslin.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Lindsay Halligan is declared illegal, does ICE know her whereabouts?
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hoorah!
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I remember the whopper he told that killed a lot of people.
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM