Had an all-nighter with a good looking rag doll I met online.

Dave the Cat tip #328. To my feline brethren who live in human homes: If you carry things over to this contraption and push the object around with your paw, it will disappear. It will also cause your humans to swear at you.

Did anyone else notice President Musk’s and Trump’s DOGE stupidity starts with D-O-G ?!!!!

Went to fill my dog allergy medication and this thing was sitting the corner of the pharmacy. Cats are faster than sloths, but this one is as big as a human child. Dave is steering clear.

Big spoon and little spoon are placed incorrectly in this spooning demonstration photo.

You humans are idiots. You are glorifying this dipshit who killed that healthcare insurance executive. Of course we cats have seen this before. Many of you loved Charles Manson and Ted Bundy, too. What the hell is wrong with you? Now come and scratch me close to my butt, please.

Floor vent blowing warm air: Check! Tipped over human laundry basket to provide pseudo-shelter: Check! Fresh blanket for me to inundate with my ginger fur that no scientist has found a way to remove: Check!

Call to action!! People have Jiffy Johns, dogs get waste stations, while my cat brethren are left to suffer! #FelineEqualityNow

I encountered a bit of a roadblock in St.Pete’s tonight. I knew I could take the lady, but I have learned not to underestimate dogs with bows.

Since I quit smoking, I like to enjoy a Nerf bullet each morning after breakfast. Sunshine on my window-spot? Well, that’s a bonus.

Went to Doc Ford’s for fish. Look at all the yummy fish on the kids menu.

Kicking back with an Old Fashioned at the Tampa Yacht Club tonight.