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Poor bird at the beach only had one leg

I'm scared on the other app.

I am wearing a collared shirt.
For the second time in my life.

Just sprayed my wife with a squirter bottle because she keeps chewing her nails.

Called her a bad kitty and then let her dry her face by rubbing it on my clothed stomach.

Fake sauces.

Wife told me about how when she was freshman in college, a much older teacher would give her rides home & would put his palm against her palm & say "ooh, can you feel that energry?" She claims she could. But then she'd awkwardly rush to her door.

I told her he was trying to sex. She disagreed.