Level 55 Werebear
@davebear.bsky.social
Gay bear in an open polyamorous relationship. Software developer, composer, arranger, instrumentalist, vocalist, SCA dance enthusiast. Board games, RPGs, fantasy, sci-fi, & so forth. He/him/his.
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Telegram: DaveBearMN
NSFW content included. Adults only.
Telegram: DaveBearMN
When I was 21, an older family member predicted that I would be dead before age 42.
I'm 55 now, so by my count, I've been in the bonus round for thirteen years or so.
I'm 55 now, so by my count, I've been in the bonus round for thirteen years or so.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When I was 21, an older family member predicted that I would be dead before age 42.
I'm 55 now, so by my count, I've been in the bonus round for thirteen years or so.
I'm 55 now, so by my count, I've been in the bonus round for thirteen years or so.
Hot. Would smash.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hot. Would smash.
I want a turn with both the fucker and the fuckee in this scene.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I want a turn with both the fucker and the fuckee in this scene.
Put it someplace warm.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Put it someplace warm.
The concrete isn't the only thing setting up hard!
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The concrete isn't the only thing setting up hard!
Biker Daddy is a hot vibe.
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Biker Daddy is a hot vibe.
Breed me and seed me.
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Breed me and seed me.
Next logical step:
"Mommy, why don't we just call and talk to *real* grandma?"
"We're not on speaking terms right now. She knows what she did. Now hush and listen to Nana Nanite."
"Mommy, why don't we just call and talk to *real* grandma?"
"We're not on speaking terms right now. She knows what she did. Now hush and listen to Nana Nanite."
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Next logical step:
"Mommy, why don't we just call and talk to *real* grandma?"
"We're not on speaking terms right now. She knows what she did. Now hush and listen to Nana Nanite."
"Mommy, why don't we just call and talk to *real* grandma?"
"We're not on speaking terms right now. She knows what she did. Now hush and listen to Nana Nanite."
Brings a very different dynamic to that debate where he weirdly stalked Hillary around the stage like a psycho.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Brings a very different dynamic to that debate where he weirdly stalked Hillary around the stage like a psycho.
At what point does it become easier as a society to start making note of who *hasn't* given Bill Clinton a BJ?
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
At what point does it become easier as a society to start making note of who *hasn't* given Bill Clinton a BJ?
It's giving Jim Hopper circa Stranger Things season 1.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It's giving Jim Hopper circa Stranger Things season 1.
I love her voice, fer sure!
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I love her voice, fer sure!
Maybe they're playing semantic games about whether Levy is pan or omni or queer instead of specifically 'gay'.
Or maybe the magazine just has the institutional memory of a goldfish and can't be arsed to figure out its own continuity on this (or any) topic.
Or maybe the magazine just has the institutional memory of a goldfish and can't be arsed to figure out its own continuity on this (or any) topic.
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Maybe they're playing semantic games about whether Levy is pan or omni or queer instead of specifically 'gay'.
Or maybe the magazine just has the institutional memory of a goldfish and can't be arsed to figure out its own continuity on this (or any) topic.
Or maybe the magazine just has the institutional memory of a goldfish and can't be arsed to figure out its own continuity on this (or any) topic.
🎵 inside some midtown sports bar 🎵
🎵 the whitest group of dudes... you’ve ever seen... 🎵
🎵 the whitest group of dudes... you’ve ever seen... 🎵
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
🎵 inside some midtown sports bar 🎵
🎵 the whitest group of dudes... you’ve ever seen... 🎵
🎵 the whitest group of dudes... you’ve ever seen... 🎵
For some reason the cadences of this put me in mind of the opening theme of Dexter's Laboratory.
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For some reason the cadences of this put me in mind of the opening theme of Dexter's Laboratory.
You know it! And you know the facial expression that goes with it. 🫠
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You know it! And you know the facial expression that goes with it. 🫠
Yes, that's him.
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Yes, that's him.