Someone please tell Megyn that "barely legal" is not an appropriate description of girls who are not, in fact, legal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Someone please tell Megyn that "barely legal" is not an appropriate description of girls who are not, in fact, legal.
Ingraham: It's just terrible about Neal Peart.
Trump: It's not even a big deal. You go from four members to three.
Ingraham: Three members. To two.
Trump: It's not even a big deal. You go from four members to three.
Ingraham: Three members. To two.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ingraham: It's just terrible about Neal Peart.
Trump: It's not even a big deal. You go from four members to three.
Ingraham: Three members. To two.
Trump: It's not even a big deal. You go from four members to three.
Ingraham: Three members. To two.
MAGA: CNN bends over backwards to make Trump look bad!
CNN: Despite the President's eyes objectively being closed, journalistic fairness requires us to report that his eyes only 'appear' to be closed, as it is possible he is simply wearing eyelid-mimicking contact lenses, as humans often do.
CNN: Despite the President's eyes objectively being closed, journalistic fairness requires us to report that his eyes only 'appear' to be closed, as it is possible he is simply wearing eyelid-mimicking contact lenses, as humans often do.
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
MAGA: CNN bends over backwards to make Trump look bad!
CNN: Despite the President's eyes objectively being closed, journalistic fairness requires us to report that his eyes only 'appear' to be closed, as it is possible he is simply wearing eyelid-mimicking contact lenses, as humans often do.
CNN: Despite the President's eyes objectively being closed, journalistic fairness requires us to report that his eyes only 'appear' to be closed, as it is possible he is simply wearing eyelid-mimicking contact lenses, as humans often do.
My god CNN I think you can safely report that his eyes are in fact closed.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My god CNN I think you can safely report that his eyes are in fact closed.
"Sean Hannity hosts a star-studded evening celebrating everyday Americans who exemplify the patriotic spirit." Such as...
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"Sean Hannity hosts a star-studded evening celebrating everyday Americans who exemplify the patriotic spirit." Such as...
Instead of acknowledging that cost-of-living issues in America's densest city might not be 1:1 with those of whole-ass states, Axios declares the "Democratic Civil War" still underway. AOC was literally, "different places, different faces, different solutions, one party." Guess Mike missed that.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Instead of acknowledging that cost-of-living issues in America's densest city might not be 1:1 with those of whole-ass states, Axios declares the "Democratic Civil War" still underway. AOC was literally, "different places, different faces, different solutions, one party." Guess Mike missed that.
Why are you calling their plan a "controversial theory" instead of a threat to the Constitution? Are you in on it?
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Why are you calling their plan a "controversial theory" instead of a threat to the Constitution? Are you in on it?
You voted for him, dude.
November 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You voted for him, dude.
Democracy dies in newspapers describing unconstitutional plots as "controversial theories."
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Democracy dies in newspapers describing unconstitutional plots as "controversial theories."
Is this fuggin' guy gonna leave
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Is this fuggin' guy gonna leave
The overlap between New York Jews willing or even eager to take a chance on Mamdani -- especially given the alternatives -- and New York Jews excited about receiving an unsolicited phone call from Jeremy Corbyn is literally zero.
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The overlap between New York Jews willing or even eager to take a chance on Mamdani -- especially given the alternatives -- and New York Jews excited about receiving an unsolicited phone call from Jeremy Corbyn is literally zero.
It's a marathon, not a sprint.
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's a marathon, not a sprint.
How many miles is a marathon?
26.too many!
26.too many!
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How many miles is a marathon?
26.too many!
26.too many!
Just received a news alert that could change everything
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just received a news alert that could change everything
the official white house dot gov website is run by the bastard child of david pecker and a luxury condo brochure
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the official white house dot gov website is run by the bastard child of david pecker and a luxury condo brochure
Toe to toe, dancing very close.
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Toe to toe, dancing very close.
He "appears" to have crossed a line? Do you need instant re-gay to be certain?
October 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
He "appears" to have crossed a line? Do you need instant re-gay to be certain?
The trend of dismissing an artist's entire body of work because of their politics has reached its peak.
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The trend of dismissing an artist's entire body of work because of their politics has reached its peak.
Church buddy of Pete Hegseth inciting violence against Pete Hegseth.
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Church buddy of Pete Hegseth inciting violence against Pete Hegseth.
Any idea what the "brown liquid" might be, @jggross.bsky.social? Gelato? Kombucha?
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Any idea what the "brown liquid" might be, @jggross.bsky.social? Gelato? Kombucha?
That's an interesting way to describe seven thousand thousands.
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
That's an interesting way to describe seven thousand thousands.
Just read Bill Ackman's plan to solve the affordability crisis and it's honestly compelling enough to turn into a feature film.
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Just read Bill Ackman's plan to solve the affordability crisis and it's honestly compelling enough to turn into a feature film.
