DaveDisaster
@davedisasterman.bsky.social
Coder, Legoer, shouter, singer, sewer, maker of stuff.
London train nerd challenge for @poggs.com!
Which station is this, where you can see the platform of the next station down the tunnel?
Which station is this, where you can see the platform of the next station down the tunnel?
January 27, 2026 at 3:04 PM
London train nerd challenge for @poggs.com!
Which station is this, where you can see the platform of the next station down the tunnel?
Which station is this, where you can see the platform of the next station down the tunnel?
Seems as good a time as any to wheel this one out again...
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Seems as good a time as any to wheel this one out again...
I will be taking to the stage in April to torch the remains of my career in a righteous bonfire of the inanities...
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I will be taking to the stage in April to torch the remains of my career in a righteous bonfire of the inanities...
Takes one touch to check someone's Bio on here.
Not sure why your skin or mentioning Palestinians is at all relevant, but I'm open to being better informed...
Not sure why your skin or mentioning Palestinians is at all relevant, but I'm open to being better informed...
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Takes one touch to check someone's Bio on here.
Not sure why your skin or mentioning Palestinians is at all relevant, but I'm open to being better informed...
Not sure why your skin or mentioning Palestinians is at all relevant, but I'm open to being better informed...
To hear me expound upon this further, you can join me and @davidwhitney.co.uk at @cityjsconf.bsky.social London, 15th - 17th April at Kensington Town Hall
london.cityjsconf.org
london.cityjsconf.org
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
To hear me expound upon this further, you can join me and @davidwhitney.co.uk at @cityjsconf.bsky.social London, 15th - 17th April at Kensington Town Hall
london.cityjsconf.org
london.cityjsconf.org
Metro had this horseshit on the front page, and on page 2 asked if it will happen before new northern rail, and ok, yeah, but also fuuuuuuuuuuuck off!
How fucking dumb are you?
How fucking dumb are you?
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Metro had this horseshit on the front page, and on page 2 asked if it will happen before new northern rail, and ok, yeah, but also fuuuuuuuuuuuck off!
How fucking dumb are you?
How fucking dumb are you?
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers:
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers:
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN, GODS BE DAMNED!
Myself and @davidwhitney.co.uk will butt heads and head butts* once again, 17th April at CityJS, London.
*Is this right‽ Pls check before posting.
Myself and @davidwhitney.co.uk will butt heads and head butts* once again, 17th April at CityJS, London.
*Is this right‽ Pls check before posting.
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN, GODS BE DAMNED!
Myself and @davidwhitney.co.uk will butt heads and head butts* once again, 17th April at CityJS, London.
*Is this right‽ Pls check before posting.
Myself and @davidwhitney.co.uk will butt heads and head butts* once again, 17th April at CityJS, London.
*Is this right‽ Pls check before posting.
I just had to undo my like, cos it was already perfect...
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I just had to undo my like, cos it was already perfect...
I return to the stage with @davidwhitney.co.uk to continue our discussion on the AI Bubble and the ethical issues of GenAI.
Join us for an educational and entertaining chat - whatever your position on the subject, it's sure to be engaging!
15 - 17 April, Kensington Town Hall
london.cityjsconf.org
Join us for an educational and entertaining chat - whatever your position on the subject, it's sure to be engaging!
15 - 17 April, Kensington Town Hall
london.cityjsconf.org
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I return to the stage with @davidwhitney.co.uk to continue our discussion on the AI Bubble and the ethical issues of GenAI.
Join us for an educational and entertaining chat - whatever your position on the subject, it's sure to be engaging!
15 - 17 April, Kensington Town Hall
london.cityjsconf.org
Join us for an educational and entertaining chat - whatever your position on the subject, it's sure to be engaging!
15 - 17 April, Kensington Town Hall
london.cityjsconf.org
You, me and RegEx...
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 AM
You, me and RegEx...
@delaneyking.bsky.social
Randomly turned up in my pub this morning...
Randomly turned up in my pub this morning...
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 PM
@delaneyking.bsky.social
Randomly turned up in my pub this morning...
Randomly turned up in my pub this morning...
And yet more.
Every year I question why I have made such a rod for my own back.
On the bright side, you can get away with giving crap gifts if the wrapping is amazing...
Every year I question why I have made such a rod for my own back.
On the bright side, you can get away with giving crap gifts if the wrapping is amazing...
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
And yet more.
Every year I question why I have made such a rod for my own back.
On the bright side, you can get away with giving crap gifts if the wrapping is amazing...
Every year I question why I have made such a rod for my own back.
On the bright side, you can get away with giving crap gifts if the wrapping is amazing...
Some selections from previous years, many of which are far more ridiculously over the top, with dense pleating, multiple inserts, and overlapping folds in different directions. Also more gifts per season. A single gift can take over two hours to wrap in the most extreme cases.
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Some selections from previous years, many of which are far more ridiculously over the top, with dense pleating, multiple inserts, and overlapping folds in different directions. Also more gifts per season. A single gift can take over two hours to wrap in the most extreme cases.
Kept the gift wrapping relatively simple this year.
5 gifts done in 3 hours.
5 gifts done in 3 hours.
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Kept the gift wrapping relatively simple this year.
5 gifts done in 3 hours.
5 gifts done in 3 hours.
I hate myself every year by the time I'm finished...
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I hate myself every year by the time I'm finished...
Either this is talking about your Uber driver or... Uh...
Ok.
Ok.
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Either this is talking about your Uber driver or... Uh...
Ok.
Ok.
I'm not saying this sort of thing is up my alley, but...
(Sadly, what I don't have is time...)
(Sadly, what I don't have is time...)
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm not saying this sort of thing is up my alley, but...
(Sadly, what I don't have is time...)
(Sadly, what I don't have is time...)
Just a little reminder/boost that thankfully not everyone capitulates to the slopaganda machines.
Illustrations by the author, design and typesetting by me.
More info and links below...
Illustrations by the author, design and typesetting by me.
More info and links below...
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just a little reminder/boost that thankfully not everyone capitulates to the slopaganda machines.
Illustrations by the author, design and typesetting by me.
More info and links below...
Illustrations by the author, design and typesetting by me.
More info and links below...
I don't make these for money, but if you want something like them, have money and don't mind waiting a long time, I could be persuaded...
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I don't make these for money, but if you want something like them, have money and don't mind waiting a long time, I could be persuaded...
Don't just make stuff, make absolute, glorious nonsense!
AI could never.
AI could never.
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Don't just make stuff, make absolute, glorious nonsense!
AI could never.
AI could never.
Real talk with @renegademinis.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Real talk with @renegademinis.bsky.social
Found this Easter egg in the FreeAgent docs just yesterday!
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Found this Easter egg in the FreeAgent docs just yesterday!
This was my favourite from a recent trip...
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This was my favourite from a recent trip...