Hey how about maybe one feature on the entire new generation of comics who are pushing back against the tired edgelords instead of the 1,000,000th piece on an old edgelord?

Long after we’re all dead and gone, fourth and fifth-generation Schottenheimers will still be going for field goals in those situations

At least they Squished the Fish.

I think this thing where she's trying to collect all the belts on earth and keeps coming up just short going after the AEW title is one of the better storylines I've seen in some time.

Do you have an undiagnosed concussion?

Gavin Weisenburg would be changed to like Weiss Gavin or something.

Newspapers charged exorbitant rates for classified ads simply because they could, since they had local monopolies. They set themselves up to be drastically undercut.

Needs to add at least 50 pieces to his kit first.

Does anyone over there know that you're not actually required to publish the dumbest possible take on any conceivable issue, and that doing so does not actually make you a brave contrarian truth teller?