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David D
@daveed75.bsky.social
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Film industry guy. Making jokes the rest of the time. 🇨🇦
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Now this is tempting
I can appeal this? Should I appeal this? Take this all the way to the Jerreme Court!
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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No, null, negatory, Jerry.
"Jerry, null" - me, and approved of by The Jerry
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Soo, they did a find and replace on Amazon, but not Bezos? Wtf
[REDACTED] founder, Jeff Bezos,...
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Huh, number went up, they must've fucked up deleting some.
Trump is mentioned in the epstein files atleast 5,362. As of 730pm PST, Jan 30, 2026
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Just ignoring this one already eh?
"4. People will think a little more before they post" We know Jerry won't.
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Couple guys embrace, real tight, cheek to cheek. It's a cultural thing. One guy whispers to the other, "Hail Hydra".
January 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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I'm happy these came up back to back. I too, don't care about boxing. But also enjoy the clips of Jake and Tate getting absolutely shit-mixed.
Two skeets in my algorithm, several hours apart, joking about not being boxing fans but also enjoying obnoxious little fucks getting beaten the fuck up by professional boxers.
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Got my Spotify Wrapped today. I think @morningsomewhere.bsky.social might have an unfare advantage over my weekly podcasts, so let's call it a tie @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social

Also thanks for the fun message @regulationpodcast.bsky.social
Top 5 (feels arbitrary since I listen habitually to so many weekly podcasts. 1. Morning Somewhere 2. The Weekly Planet 3. Factually! with Adam Conover 4. Regulation Podcast 5. Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers Top 5 Artists 1. Linkin Park 2. The Black Keys 3. Mike Shinoda 4. U2 5. Imagine Dragons
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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YouTube wrapped, and I have some thoughts.
My top 5 channels. After Midnight, outsidexbox, Mr Sunday Movies, Inside Games, Outside Xtra Apparently I was in the Top 0.2% of viewers of after midnight. RIP YouTube claiming i explored AI, which is just outright bull shit. I actively block any ad that mentions it or uses it. Fuck AI Always read the fine print. "AI can make mistakes" no fucking shit. AI is a mistake.
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Honestly, also louvre worthy
Louvre of Bluesky reposting something that's just blocked.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Felt antifa, might delete later.

#HappyHalloween #IndianaJones

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰u𝘳.
Me, as Indiana Jones, poorly photoshopped into a lava tunnel I walked through in the galapagos.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Wolfie is ready for Halloween! And prepared to take out some Lex Luthor types!

#Krypto #Superdog #Superman
Wolfie, A pug/corgi mix, perched on an arm chair, ready to take out some evil doers. He's wearing a superman cape as a Krypto costume. Wolfie, A pug/corgi mix, sitting on an arm chair with his toy Krypto, ready to take out some evil doers. He's wearing a superman cape as a Krypto costume.
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I found what we need to distract JD Vance if we ever need to
An odd looking couch where the seams between the back cushions look suspiciously like vaginas
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
The White House:

Here are the new renderings of what the White House will look like when Trump's renovations are complete.
An image of Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise (Casino/Hotel) from Back to the Future Part 2
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Why are you bullying yourself @raynarvaezjr.sucks
Ray's handle is a ghost, I guess
October 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I know for a fact that butthole is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
"Turn a political post into a shitpost hy replacing one word with butthole. Why would you turn off replies and quotes on a post like this. But im gonna play anyway.
September 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Hard to say
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳. Omg, not the alt text too!
September 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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That's how you deal with a coup attempt
September 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Walter Donovan chose poorly.
August 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I'm fucking trying over here
Stephen "Apocalypse" Miller
August 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Nice.

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I have 69 socks in 'Focus Friend'
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Probably one of these guys
A text exchange with a pig butcher scammer, where the scammer simply opens with "hello there" and I reply with a series of General Grievous gifs.
August 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Sauce Monkey says Listen to '100% Eat'
August 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Lots of Spider-man Brand New Day set photos going around. No one's talking about the real story.
Spider-man (MENACE!) grabbing a child's arm. Other top stories include Mac Gargan being VINDICATED, and The Great Mayor Fisk continues to be hassled by the FAKE Epstein news.
August 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM