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davegammelgard loves baseball
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I am a Minnesota Twins fan in Arizona, I play bass and guitar, I have a boring IT job that I love, I have a fantastic wife and great kids. Trans rights are human rights. He/him
@iamtrevormay.bsky.social Do you think there's a chance that the players strike during the season rather than wait for a lockout?
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The correct answer to the question, "Who will you vote for in the midterms?" is "Whoever will impeach and remove Trump and most of his cabinet."
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Unfortunately it appears that too many world leaders believe that peace can only be achieved by killing all of their enemies
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
We conquered another country so we could steal their oil. There's no other way to put it. Impeachment proceedings need to start immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It looks like we're finally reaching the point where Republicans who speak out against Trump don't immediately announce their retirement.
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I think we need to reduce what we spend on Trump's golf trips by 300%, 600%, 800%.
January 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I remember when the most interesting thing about Nikki Minaj was her cousin's friend's balls.
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The reason Christian Nationalists see other cultures and religions as a threat is because they are a threat to other cultures and religions. They assume others want to wipe them out because they want to wipe out others.
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Living the dream.
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Raise your hand if you can identify an instance of a preventative MRI.
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We bought a painting today at a street market. The artist quoted us a price, but suggested that we could try to talk her down. I told her that I never try to bargain with artists. I acknowledge their value and will never suggest that they are worth less than what they believe.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Reports indicate that Trump will propose some kind of extension for ACA subsidies, restoring affordability to health insurance for those with low income.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The fact that you can have a pair of galoshes suggests that you can have just one galosh.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
We were passed on the freeway by a Charger with a very loud exhaust. My wife said, "Sorry for your small dick." I love her so much.
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
JD Vance once called Trump "America's Hitler". Now he loves Trump. Trump didn't change.
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I won't claim to be an expert in a lot of things, but one thing I am certain of is that Chihuahuas don't like Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The new women's baseball league should have a team in San Diego called the Madres.
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sometimes Dodger games feel like an organ concert occasionally interrupted by baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm going to open a French-Asian fusion restaurant and call it Thai France.
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
National baseball announcers are only aware of three teams: the Yankees, the Dodgers, and the scrappy underdogs.
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Listening to these announcers you would think the Dodgers are not only the best team in baseball, they're probably the best team in history, and might even be able to win the Superbowl.
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The real problem isn't that some Republicans are nazis, but that the rest of the Republicans seem OK with it.
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
To say that Trump "lost" the Nobel Peace Prize is sort of like saying that I "lost" the American League Rookie of the Year Award.
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Someone should do a mashup of It's The End of the World As We Know It and We Didn't Start the Fire. The verses would be almost interchangeable.
October 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The best I can say about Charlie Kirk is that he was a great spokesman for the white American pseudo-Christian patriarchy.
September 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM