Dave Miller
@davegmiller.bsky.social
A man in full and the only hope for civilization.
I think of the storyline where Charlie Brown is offered no medical treatment for a disfiguring head rash (it's 1973), gets packed off to camp, and experiences respect for the first time in his life because he's wearing a bag on his head, which of course evaporates the moment he takes it off.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I think of the storyline where Charlie Brown is offered no medical treatment for a disfiguring head rash (it's 1973), gets packed off to camp, and experiences respect for the first time in his life because he's wearing a bag on his head, which of course evaporates the moment he takes it off.
He's signing copies of Reagan's Raiders from his personal collection.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
He's signing copies of Reagan's Raiders from his personal collection.
William F. Buckley’s greatest accomplishment was founding an avowedly segregationist magazine that somehow survives to this day, and affecting a phony accent.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
William F. Buckley’s greatest accomplishment was founding an avowedly segregationist magazine that somehow survives to this day, and affecting a phony accent.
Trump after about five minutes with Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump after about five minutes with Mamdani
Artificial Intelligence has conclusively demonstrated that infinite monkeys typing on infinite keyboards will produce a portrait of William Shakespeare with six fingers on one hand.
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Artificial Intelligence has conclusively demonstrated that infinite monkeys typing on infinite keyboards will produce a portrait of William Shakespeare with six fingers on one hand.
Gotta hand it to Trump...
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Gotta hand it to Trump...
It’s currently not possible to find a position where I can frame a selfie that gives a sense of the crowd size while incorporating the Space Needle. #NoKings #NoKingsSeattle #WhatReallyMatters
October 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s currently not possible to find a position where I can frame a selfie that gives a sense of the crowd size while incorporating the Space Needle. #NoKings #NoKingsSeattle #WhatReallyMatters
Who would hire this makeup?
September 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Who would hire this makeup?
The best ending for the Amanda Knox show would be for her to offer a smug and taunting confession filmed under authorities' noses at the 2025 JazzRugea Festival and then cut to the Oval Office where Trump declares Knox winner of the 2025 Apprentice which nobody even knew was happening. Retweet gold!
September 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The best ending for the Amanda Knox show would be for her to offer a smug and taunting confession filmed under authorities' noses at the 2025 JazzRugea Festival and then cut to the Oval Office where Trump declares Knox winner of the 2025 Apprentice which nobody even knew was happening. Retweet gold!
No sketch artist can be this incompetent. The best evidence of conspiracy yet.
September 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No sketch artist can be this incompetent. The best evidence of conspiracy yet.
JFK assassination alternate theories allege the highest levels of government, organized crime and secret society conspired to frame Lee Harvey Oswald for no apparent reason, and Kennedy was collateral damage. Was the UHC CEO sacrificed in service of some incomprehensible plot against Luigi Mangione?
September 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
JFK assassination alternate theories allege the highest levels of government, organized crime and secret society conspired to frame Lee Harvey Oswald for no apparent reason, and Kennedy was collateral damage. Was the UHC CEO sacrificed in service of some incomprehensible plot against Luigi Mangione?
Glenn Greenwald is stealing your act.
September 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Glenn Greenwald is stealing your act.
This headline felt like a sharp kick right into my action figure collection.
September 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This headline felt like a sharp kick right into my action figure collection.
Charlie Kirk's first tweet of the morning on the final day of his life, and the last.
September 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Charlie Kirk's first tweet of the morning on the final day of his life, and the last.
The difference is Michelle Obama's heath and fitness projects were modeled on Socialist Chicom Red Army principles, while Hegsgeth's valiant Khallenge honors central European Arbeiterjugend values that have always been been in American culture and and strengthened by mid-20th Century refugees.
August 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The difference is Michelle Obama's heath and fitness projects were modeled on Socialist Chicom Red Army principles, while Hegsgeth's valiant Khallenge honors central European Arbeiterjugend values that have always been been in American culture and and strengthened by mid-20th Century refugees.
I visited two Walmarts on a whim and neither employed greeters. End stage capitalism isn’t honoring its obligation to fill the gap up created when Republicans slash government social welfare programs.
August 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I visited two Walmarts on a whim and neither employed greeters. End stage capitalism isn’t honoring its obligation to fill the gap up created when Republicans slash government social welfare programs.
I cherish Zohran Mamdani's upward-failing nepobaby music "career". Every political bio should include subtext about growing the fuck up.
![Music career section from Zohran Mamdani's wikipedia entry
Mamdani is a fan of hip-hop and has composed and produced rap music.[30] In 2016, under the moniker Young Cardamom, he collaborated with Ugandan rapper HAB on an EP titled Sidda Mukyaalo, which is Luganda for "No going back to the village".[31] The duo performed at that year's Nyege Nyege festival in Jinja, Uganda.[32] They first started working together in 2015, and their first song was Kanda [Chap Chap], about chapati, an Indian food that has been adopted as a Ugandan staple. Both rap in English and Luganda (and HAB also raps in Nubi and Swahili), and Mamdani said the "lyrics and choice of language are rebuttals of what Ugandan society expects of us—that someone with some South Sudanese roots is forever 'Nubi' and that Indian Ugandans are actually just Indians in Uganda".[33] Mamdani also credits Ugandan producer Hannz Tactiq, who provided the beat and would "record, mix & master" for them, and in whose studio they worked until late at night.[32][33] In 2019, Mamdani released a single titled "Nani" under the moniker Mr. Cardamom, an homage to his maternal grandmother,[34] whom he described as "a source of joy, wisdom, and love".[35] Cookbook author and actress Madhur Jaffrey is featured in the single's music video, playing his grandmother.[36]
Mamdani curated and produced the soundtrack for his mother Mira Nair's 2016 film Queen of Katwe.[37][38] As the film's music supervisor, he was nominated in the 2017 Guild of Music Supervisors Awards.[39]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i7bcmd7pssl3bpznprelultj/bafkreidpm5p77ucx6daf6fb2rqex6vacs53lqtan2mvnqkgdaa2dr2yswu@jpeg)
August 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I cherish Zohran Mamdani's upward-failing nepobaby music "career". Every political bio should include subtext about growing the fuck up.
Zohran Mamdani's exhilarating progressive insurgency against a field of rapists, crooks and street crazies reminds me of Barack Obama's 2004 Senate campaign.
August 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Zohran Mamdani's exhilarating progressive insurgency against a field of rapists, crooks and street crazies reminds me of Barack Obama's 2004 Senate campaign.
Then Trump will pretend he didn't know his name was in the #EpsteinFiles, but it was planted by the Bidens and the Constitution guarantees him a full four-year makeup term, which the New York Times and Washington Post will report on as if it was a legitimate policy proposal.
August 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Then Trump will pretend he didn't know his name was in the #EpsteinFiles, but it was planted by the Bidens and the Constitution guarantees him a full four-year makeup term, which the New York Times and Washington Post will report on as if it was a legitimate policy proposal.
Before releasing any Epstein files, the FBI will follow established Department of Justice redaction guidelines to ensure transparency while protecting innocents like President Donald J. Trump from suffering reputation loss among the unsophisticated public, even if he isn't mentioned all that much.
August 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Before releasing any Epstein files, the FBI will follow established Department of Justice redaction guidelines to ensure transparency while protecting innocents like President Donald J. Trump from suffering reputation loss among the unsophisticated public, even if he isn't mentioned all that much.
It’s hard to believe Democrats lost
July 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It’s hard to believe Democrats lost
Courtesy of Glenn Greenwald, who I do not support.
June 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Courtesy of Glenn Greenwald, who I do not support.