Dave Hageman ❄️☃️🎄
@davehageman.bsky.social
Former historian; Ohioan in VA; Antifa Block Captain; soccer and other assorted nonsense
Merry Krampusnacht! May Krampus stuff all petulant fascists in a sack and/or whip them with sticks.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Merry Krampusnacht! May Krampus stuff all petulant fascists in a sack and/or whip them with sticks.
False. They will be awesome in the future, too.
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
False. They will be awesome in the future, too.
Now, Sean Duffy is obviously an unabashed shit head, but station wagons are objectively awesome.
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Now, Sean Duffy is obviously an unabashed shit head, but station wagons are objectively awesome.
His cholesterol count?
/snaps rainbow suspenders
/snaps rainbow suspenders
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
His cholesterol count?
/snaps rainbow suspenders
/snaps rainbow suspenders
Elon’s mom’s so evil, she stole 102 Dalmatians.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Elon’s mom’s so evil, she stole 102 Dalmatians.
Even that Richarlison goal and general villainy can’t ruin my brunch.
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Even that Richarlison goal and general villainy can’t ruin my brunch.
I’ve been eating on these bad boys for the past month or so.
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’ve been eating on these bad boys for the past month or so.
Well, would ya look at that…
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Well, would ya look at that…
If it’s a crime against heterosexuality to enjoy pretty things, then lock me up with Elvis
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If it’s a crime against heterosexuality to enjoy pretty things, then lock me up with Elvis
I would honestly eat an entire jar of this for dinner.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I would honestly eat an entire jar of this for dinner.
Playing and watching in cold weather is preferable to playing and watching in hot weather.
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Playing and watching in cold weather is preferable to playing and watching in hot weather.
You can always shoot for Adrian Adonis.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You can always shoot for Adrian Adonis.
Man, just put them on wheels
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Man, just put them on wheels
Maybe if we keep photoshopping increasingly ridiculous things into her hands in this pic, she’ll have an Elon-style meltdown. #DingleBari
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Maybe if we keep photoshopping increasingly ridiculous things into her hands in this pic, she’ll have an Elon-style meltdown. #DingleBari
My daughter isn’t big on emptying her pockets when she does laundry—money, hair ties, pens, jewelry, you name it. Today I found a corn nut.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My daughter isn’t big on emptying her pockets when she does laundry—money, hair ties, pens, jewelry, you name it. Today I found a corn nut.
Until the 28th
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Until the 28th
Made me a cake this morning.
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Made me a cake this morning.
The pro-life moral absolutists would like you to know that blowing people up is a bit of an ethical and legal gray area.
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The pro-life moral absolutists would like you to know that blowing people up is a bit of an ethical and legal gray area.
Tired of these weak-ass blood oranges that are only partially red.
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Tired of these weak-ass blood oranges that are only partially red.
Every Trump foreign policy pronouncement sounds like he’s doing an homage to this Sinatra bit from @theonion.com.
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Every Trump foreign policy pronouncement sounds like he’s doing an homage to this Sinatra bit from @theonion.com.
I just got back from there—you should totes take a sunset cruise around the caldera!
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I just got back from there—you should totes take a sunset cruise around the caldera!
