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Dave Hayden
@davehayden.bsky.social
Been making you a Playdate at Panic for the last 12 (!) years. Accidental Selectric enthusiast: http://selectricrescue.org/

I mainly post at https://pdx.social/@dave, follow me here for breakfast photos
Well I certainly look forward to the guy’s next scathing takedown of Larry the Cable Guy
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
and god, sorry for picking your post to rando reply out of all these awful posts it's just I've never seen so many people so excited about turning a cartoon character into the worst person on earth. Not even gonna try untangling the "accepting differences" irony here
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"I'd like a cup of coffee."
"Espresso? Americano? Drip? What size? Venti? Grande?"

The comic is an exaggeration of this, but it's 100% real. Not wanting to learn how to speak Starbucks isn't the same as not wanting to accept other people's differences.
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
because he'd take it as a compliment
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
🤙
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Congrats! Hopefully you landed in a place run by sane people, for a change
October 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Remember when XML was an amazing new technology that was going to revolutionize everything?
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
For a bit, or?
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
oops thought this was Mastodon
August 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My uninformed guess is Paul didn't have an easy way to do that and didn't want to play favorites
August 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We're not blocking anything.. games with C API code can run in the simulator but they need to have a native build, which means separate .dylib for macOS, .so for Linux, and .dll for Windows in addition to the device binary, to run on any platform..
August 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Wasabi Trickster strikes again
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Todd sent me your Santa Claus music video. I have so many contradictory feelings
August 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One of my biggest regrets is that I didn’t discover that scrambled eggs and refried beans are a perfect combination earlier. I would have been a better person.
July 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
was behind a Waymo behind a dude on a scooter today. yay techbro future
July 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Skrillex???
June 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m really curious if the Minnesota murderer was influenced by ChatGPT. Weird times..
June 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM