Dave Hooper
@davehooper.com
Live: Wurundjeri lands 🇦🇺 Work: Intoxicologist + @dimmies.direct Vote: Left. Collect: Sneakers. Love: Dimmies. Drink: Bourbon. F1: McLaren. Swear: Lots. Block: Dickheads. Weed enthusiast. I sound like a dick, I’m not. #SupportLiveMusic #GoPies
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I think it went across to the North of you
January 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I think it went across to the North of you
Welcome rain, and bonus thunder growl if you turn it right up.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Welcome rain, and bonus thunder growl if you turn it right up.
And I don’t understand why I sleep all day and I start to complain that there’s no rain.
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 PM
And I don’t understand why I sleep all day and I start to complain that there’s no rain.
Listening to and watching this legend
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Listening to and watching this legend
No we’re not, look at my rear yard
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
No we’re not, look at my rear yard
It's pretty full on. That's a lot of warning and a lot of fires (I have filtered out all the other incidents, there are 312 in total right now).
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 AM
It's pretty full on. That's a lot of warning and a lot of fires (I have filtered out all the other incidents, there are 312 in total right now).
Back when Twitter had morals, five years ago today
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Back when Twitter had morals, five years ago today
This gives you a sense of it, but doesn’t accurately capture the orange glow to its full extent.
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 AM
This gives you a sense of it, but doesn’t accurately capture the orange glow to its full extent.
Hah! I sent this to one of my daughters half an hour ago
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Hah! I sent this to one of my daughters half an hour ago
This is what was in my tyre. No wonder it went flat!
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 AM
This is what was in my tyre. No wonder it went flat!
On the way to the park
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 AM
On the way to the park
Yeah I had visions of collecting some of ours but I was a tad slow.
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Yeah I had visions of collecting some of ours but I was a tad slow.
Yeah ours are indoor cats and also enjoy watching and plotting what they would do if given an opportunity 😂
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Yeah ours are indoor cats and also enjoy watching and plotting what they would do if given an opportunity 😂
From a few years back. They haven’t grown any since this was taken.
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
From a few years back. They haven’t grown any since this was taken.
I’m guessing our apples are ripe now.
January 6, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I’m guessing our apples are ripe now.
She’s going well. She’s enjoying living in the same space as the dog, who is mostly being good and gentle (occasional excitement which we monitor). The other cat is tolerating her, but mini attacks from smol kitty ends in a swipe 😂 so she’s learning to respect her elders.
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 AM
She’s going well. She’s enjoying living in the same space as the dog, who is mostly being good and gentle (occasional excitement which we monitor). The other cat is tolerating her, but mini attacks from smol kitty ends in a swipe 😂 so she’s learning to respect her elders.
My New Years resolution is to stamp out EFTPOS machine shaming.
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 AM
My New Years resolution is to stamp out EFTPOS machine shaming.
