Dave Lamb
@davelamb.bsky.social
Comic, teacher, and dad in ascending order of societal importance but descending order of pay per minute.
Boxing Day is for finding out delightful facts like Preston North End are sponsored by something called Spud Bros.
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Boxing Day is for finding out delightful facts like Preston North End are sponsored by something called Spud Bros.
Get yourself a wife who gives you a “task” that requires a trip to the shed during family gatherings.
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Get yourself a wife who gives you a “task” that requires a trip to the shed during family gatherings.
Um, incredible Hawai’i Bowl
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Um, incredible Hawai’i Bowl
Golden Bears vs. Rainbow Warriors sounds like the plot of a YA romantasy trilogy my wife would read.
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Golden Bears vs. Rainbow Warriors sounds like the plot of a YA romantasy trilogy my wife would read.
I’m playing against DJ Moore in fantasy but that was freakin’ awesome.
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’m playing against DJ Moore in fantasy but that was freakin’ awesome.
JMU should have deployed this tactical Italian earlier.
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
JMU should have deployed this tactical Italian earlier.
(Everybody's Waitin' for) The Man with the Bag (Of cocaine)
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(Everybody's Waitin' for) The Man with the Bag (Of cocaine)
Really need to get me one of these make-stuff-up-sports jobs.
December 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Really need to get me one of these make-stuff-up-sports jobs.
I don’t care about Alabama at all but I really do enjoy when so many people are so confidently wrong about something.
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I don’t care about Alabama at all but I really do enjoy when so many people are so confidently wrong about something.
No one knows anything about college football.
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
No one knows anything about college football.
Well isn’t that just a fun little treat for us Knicks fans?
December 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Well isn’t that just a fun little treat for us Knicks fans?
Please put:
“What… what are we doing here?”
on my tombstone.
“What… what are we doing here?”
on my tombstone.
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Please put:
“What… what are we doing here?”
on my tombstone.
“What… what are we doing here?”
on my tombstone.
I mean, it depends. We talkin’ Ticonderogas here?
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I mean, it depends. We talkin’ Ticonderogas here?
Truly atrocious marketing for organic anti-perspirant
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Truly atrocious marketing for organic anti-perspirant
Eagles gonna call up Philip Rivers too.
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Eagles gonna call up Philip Rivers too.
College football is so silly
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
College football is so silly
I want to know what evidence this kid has that hippopotamuses like him too.
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I want to know what evidence this kid has that hippopotamuses like him too.
Fun game. Wife guys who ceded the entire day over to unearthing and putting up Christmas decorations we earned this.
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Fun game. Wife guys who ceded the entire day over to unearthing and putting up Christmas decorations we earned this.
I’m always shocked that Rose Lavelle isn’t from Massachusetts.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m always shocked that Rose Lavelle isn’t from Massachusetts.
Waiting for everyone else to catch up to being sick of the Eagles.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Waiting for everyone else to catch up to being sick of the Eagles.
Georgia Tech’s problem is that Boston College knows there is only one true King.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Georgia Tech’s problem is that Boston College knows there is only one true King.
davelambcomedy lives
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
davelambcomedy lives