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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · 2d

just occasionally there is a good news story

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · 4d

There are still some tickets left for my ill advised GIG in November supporting insanely brilliant Cure tribute the InCureables, if you love Robert Smith you won't be disappointed....

Tickets are here: wegottickets.com/event/667671/

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · 24d

can all the flag shaggers kindly fuck off out of London thanks

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · 25d

ok Jeff Bezos has really gone too far now

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jul 27

this might be the best celebration ever 🎉 🏆 #Lionesses #Euro2025

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jul 27

Amazing stuff from the #lionesses so many heroes on the pitch and a genius off it in Sarina Weigman 🏆

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jul 26

Donald Trump is playing golf in Scotland if anyone wants to go along and show their support

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jul 17

very lucky to see the insanely brilliant Wet Leg at the Electric Ballroom

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jul 14

Cole Palmer wishing Donald Trump would get the fuck off the winners podium is glorious 😄 #ClubWorldCup

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jul 9

I know shocker

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jul 9

perfect comedy timing from the Speaker at #PMQs calling Nigel Farage after Starmer promises to go after “the fraudsters, the grifters, the con artists no matter who they are” 😄

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jul 5

real shame that Cristiano Ronaldo couldn’t be bothered to attend Diogo Jota’s funeral - he had a pressing engagement to tone his suntan aboard his millionaire yacht. what an absolute nobhead 🙄

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jul 3

if you love The Cure… my indietastic band trainboy are doing a gig with The Incureables, the UK’s *best* tribute to Robert Smith & co. Come see us! wegottickets.com/event/667671/

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 25

if you know who the person is who the Tories have put up for #PMQs this week well done because no one else does

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 18

Yes I’m disappointed it’s false

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 18

I’m not sure how your evening is going but I’ve spent the last hour telling ChatGPT how much of a twat it is

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 18

amazing apology from the Torygraph about their made up story 🫠 I thought it was an amusing tale so that’s a shame

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 18

even Tory Deputy PM Chris Philp's shirt collars are in open revolt against him #PMQs

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 15

Is that right…? they’ve only closed a tax exemption

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 15

another wee tale of joy 🤩

these schools could make savings on the skiing trips of course….

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 14

V good

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 14

some happy news to start your weekend with 🥰

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 10

just want to post this to annoy all the wrong people 😙

Arise Sir Sadiq!

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 6

just a quick reminder that Elon Musk calling out Donald Trump is brilliant and Donald Trump calling out Elon Musk is brilliant but both are still absolutely massive cunts

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · Jun 6

so just to catch up:

Elon says Trump is a paedo who should be impeached but he didn't have a problem with that when he bought the election for him

Trump says Elon is "mediocre" and a drug addict who definitely did a Nazi salute and should go back to Africa

GIVE ME MORE 🍿

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