Republicans are an invasive species
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Republicans are an invasive species
Apparently TACO and Epstein were very close. I hope they are again soon.
July 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Apparently TACO and Epstein were very close. I hope they are again soon.
When I steal without thinking, I’m on autopirate.
June 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
When I steal without thinking, I’m on autopirate.
Shouldn’t the sign read “Out Order Of”?
June 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Shouldn’t the sign read “Out Order Of”?
The new pope is from Chicago. I will be very disappointed if his first speech doesn't begin "I'm on a mission from God."
May 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The new pope is from Chicago. I will be very disappointed if his first speech doesn't begin "I'm on a mission from God."
Democracy dies in Bezos.
February 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Democracy dies in Bezos.
Convicted Felon and Musk: Greater than the dumb of its parts.
February 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Convicted Felon and Musk: Greater than the dumb of its parts.
NUMLOCK off is a communist plot
December 14, 2024 at 1:36 AM
NUMLOCK off is a communist plot
2024: Unfortunate proof that the American electorate is not greater than the dumb of its parts.
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
2024: Unfortunate proof that the American electorate is not greater than the dumb of its parts.
Kari Lake not conceding is now autumnal tradition.
November 15, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Kari Lake not conceding is now autumnal tradition.